"Now, watch carefully, and every single thing I do.... do the polar opposite."
Imma teach you about gun safety, girl. Hold muh beer...
The Darwin award winner, posthumously.
The girlfriend told authorities that the man had been drinking all day and was explaining to her that his three handguns are safe when they aren’t loaded...
When he pulled the trigger on the third handgun, it discharged.
I thought the FIRST rule of gun safety is A GUN IS ALWAYS LOADED!
“The girlfriend told authorities that the man had been drinking all day and was explaining to her that his three handguns are safe when they aren’t loaded,”
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Too bad he WAS loaded.
Man Accidentally Kills Self With Gun During Demonstration On Gun Safety Stupidity.
Fixed it.
1) a gun is ALWAYS considered loaded
2) never point the gun at anything you don’t want to die
3) KEEP YOUR FINGER OFF THE TRIGGER
#3 is the biggie for me when dealing with people who don’t normally shoot- never hand a loaded semi-auto to someone who is a novice- they think the trigger is where your finger goes, and they will point it all around.
If you pick up a weapon, clear it.
If you go away and come back, clear it again.
You never know you will be visited by the “Stupid Bullet Fairy.”
Ten bucks says he racked the slide THEN hit the magazine release. Idiot.
Broke all four at once. Great job, idiot.
It is, actually, a very effective way to find out if the gun is loaded. There’s that.
“The girlfriend told authorities that the man had been drinking all day and was explaining to her that his three handguns are safe when they aren’t loaded,”
Say what you want, but the man did know how to prove a point.
So he's still eligible for a Darwin award then.
At least the children do not have his genes. They have some hope.
Darwin Award Winner written all over it.
What a perfect coverup for a murder.
Gee, I wish I could stay home and drink all day,,, and have guns . . .
At my best friend’s bachelor party, I noticed a commotion among the staff at the “evening establishment” where we were. The entertainment wasn’t all that...entertaining, so I asked what was going on in parking lot out back. They said “you don’t want to know” which was the wrong thing to say to me. So I went back and found some of the dancers hanging around a car, and one ran away saying “He’s still got a pulse!” I looked in the window and said “not for long!” because the guy in the passenger seat had his brains blown all over the inside of the car.
Turns out he was a firearms safety instructor for Don’s Guns, a local gun dealer/indoor shooting range. He was showing his buddy how safe the gun was, and said “see, it won’t fire when you remove the magazine.” Well, he must have had the wrong gun.
Or at least that’s what his buddy in the car told the cops, and the cops bought it. I don’t think they really cared all that much about a dead bouncer in the parking lot of the Chanitlly Lace.
No. If you hold a pistol up to your head, pull the trigger and shoot yourself dead, you may not have intended to do it, but it wasn’t an accident.
booze + pistol = Russian roulette (maybe?)