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When the Gun Safety lesson started, the boyfriend was heard to say:

"Now, watch carefully, and every single thing I do.... do the polar opposite."

1 posted on 02/26/2014 2:14:34 PM PST by Lazamataz
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That’s why you don’t play Russian Roulette with a semi-auto pistol (or at all, for that matter).


61 posted on 02/26/2014 2:53:23 PM PST by Disambiguator
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The gun and the man were loaded!


62 posted on 02/26/2014 2:53:29 PM PST by wvguy
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Michigan story about UAW VP posthumous Darwin Award in Russian Times.


63 posted on 02/26/2014 2:53:34 PM PST by shove_it (long ago Orwell and Rand warned us of ObamaÂ’s America)
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Bleach in the Gene Pool...


64 posted on 02/26/2014 2:58:34 PM PST by Old Sarge (TINVOWOOT: There Is No Voting Our Way Out Of This)
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Do a gun powder test on her hands.


66 posted on 02/26/2014 3:13:09 PM PST by VerySadAmerican (".....Barrack, and the horse Mohammed rode in on.")
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A 36-year-old man

Causes me to wonder how he lived that long.

68 posted on 02/26/2014 3:19:44 PM PST by MosesKnows (Love many, trust few, and always paddle your own canoe.)
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"Relax, you guys, it ain't even loaded, see?!!"

- The late Terry Kath, original guitarist for Chicago.

69 posted on 02/26/2014 3:20:48 PM PST by OKSooner ("As the riders went on by him, he heard one call his name...")
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“Hey, you work the trigger and I’ll look down the barrel. Maybe I can see what’s sticking!”


70 posted on 02/26/2014 3:23:21 PM PST by Cyber Liberty (H.L. Mencken: "The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.")
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“I’m only going to show you this once!”


72 posted on 02/26/2014 3:53:00 PM PST by Paleo Conservative (Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not really out to get you.)
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To: Lazamataz

Unless she is also very slow she probably got the lesson and will never forget it.


76 posted on 02/26/2014 4:17:19 PM PST by TigersEye (Stupid is a Progressive disease.)
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Today's safety demonstration brought to you by


77 posted on 02/26/2014 4:36:50 PM PST by VeniVidiVici (Play the 'Knockout Game' with someone owning a 9mm and you get what you deserve)
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Well... he didn't exactly disprove his point... The gun would have been safe if it had been unloaded. It just wasn't actually unloaded!
78 posted on 02/26/2014 5:05:59 PM PST by lcms rev
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Man Accidentally Kills Self With Gun During Demonstration On Gun Safety

Makes for a hell of a memorable demonstration, but I don't think I'd be willing to take it that far

81 posted on 02/26/2014 8:05:12 PM PST by Still Thinking (Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
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