[Atlas Sneezed]

The girlfriend told authorities that the man had been drinking all day and was explaining to her that his three handguns are safe when they aren’t loaded...
When he pulled the trigger on the third handgun, it discharged.

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It’s always the last one that turns out to be loaded!

[tet68]

He was lucky twice! Three times’ the charm!

Or should that be three time’s the charm?
Or Third time’s the charm?

help.