Posted on 10/28/2013 7:46:10 PM PDT by lesliecortner
long time conservative & a Lady Patriot
Do you have a blog? Have you met humblegunner... what does that have to do with the Spanish Inquisition?... um nothing, nothing at all.
lol
IBTZ means In Before The Zot
and you don’t want to be the one zotted.
When somebody says IBTZ, they are expressing the opinion that you will be zotted in short order, but they have managed, due to their speed and cleverness, to arrive on the thread and catch you in your crime before the moderators.
Humblegunner is the freeper that will let you know if you're doing it correctly.
Welcome to Free Republic. It is always good to put a little bit about you on your homepage, just basics, like state of residence. Dont take it too personal, but people here will call you a noob for about your first ten years, then anytime you tangle up with one of the seniors older than dirt itself. Be thick skinned and have fun. Rinse and repeat.
Welcome!!! Now we can get to work changing that small c conservative to a capital C Conservative. :)
"You got spunk ! I hate spunk."
“new member”? Transplanted? I’ve heard of liver, lung, heart transplants, but members?
The jury is still out. No one is above suspicion.
We'll be keeping an eye on you.
I am the current proprietor of the Undead Thread zombie invasion crew.
Hmmmmm, I think you'll fit in just fine.
You can whisper it in my ear...
Don't listen to rightly_dividing.
He's a noob.
Clever, insightful, timeless post about Freeperdom and posting by Freeper ottbmare
Dude, no, you misunderstand. After the first half-dozen posts, you are out of the discussion and your needs are no longer being discussed. It becomes all about the other posters and what they like and what their experiences have been. Soon it will deteriorate into a pissing contest about who has done the most hunting and has the biggest hardest gun. Then there will be insults, then some posters will sanctimoniously offer to pray for each other, then there will be accusations that the other guys are not real conservatives, probably liberal trolls, because they dont like the same thing. Some lady or limp-wristed man will post that they dont see why its necessary to kill the pretty animals because they have feelings too, and there will be a 100-post tangent on that. Its great fun if it goes the right way.
And then some people wonder why we cant agree on a decent presidential candidate!
HAHAHAHAHA! CAN I CALL 'EM OR NOT?! WHAT DID I SAY? (See my post 63.) Oh, man, it's good to be right. Didn't realize we were going to have to wait 'til post 176 until one Freeper accused another of being a troll, but it finally happened, just as I predicted. I love being right. (sigh of contentment)
Okay, the next thing you have to do is trade insults with the other guy for about 20 posts each. Hit "abuse" a few times and accuse each other of being secret Romney supporters, 9-11 Truthers, illegal immigrant supporters, and soft on Islam. When the mods tell you to knock it off, tell them something really rude and get banned for a few days. At that point you can either cool off and apologize or you can join the Clown Posse and make snarky bitter remarks about JimRob.
LOL
umkaaaay......no i don’t think i want to be zotted. thanks for posting this
not a blogger at all i’m not one to be caught up in that kind of dealio. plus i don’t want to get blown up like hastings
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