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Couple Arrested For Shacking Up At Home Depot
The Smoking Gun ^ | 8/29/2013 | None

Posted on 08/29/2013 5:55:43 PM PDT by KosmicKitty

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To: KosmicKitty

“Welcome to Home Depot. I love you.”


61 posted on 08/29/2013 7:37:57 PM PDT by Jeff Chandler (Don't blame me for McCain.)
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Additionally, Craig was charged with providing false information for initially giving officers an incorrect name.

Carlos Danger perhaps?

62 posted on 08/29/2013 7:45:29 PM PDT by FirstFlaBn
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To: al baby
Clean up on aisle 4...

If you can rent the truck for $50 an hour, how much is the shed?

63 posted on 08/29/2013 7:49:57 PM PDT by eldoradude (Let's water the tree of liberty with THEIR blood...)
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To: Nooseman
The ole Shed’n’Spread maneuver.

So that's where Shedd's Spread margarine comes from!

64 posted on 08/29/2013 7:51:39 PM PDT by eldoradude (Let's water the tree of liberty with THEIR blood...)
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To: Kirkwood

It all started when she asked about getting a screw.”

It would appear you’ve seen the email that’s going around about why you don’t send a woman to a hardware store. Pretty funny.


65 posted on 08/29/2013 7:55:41 PM PDT by Grams A (The Sun will rise in the East in the morning and God is still on his throne.)
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To: KosmicKitty

Someone wrote in the comment section: “They found a ho and a spade in the shed”. LOL!!!


66 posted on 08/29/2013 8:04:06 PM PDT by FrdmLvr
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To: Cyber Liberty

Her mama must be so proud...


67 posted on 08/29/2013 8:04:08 PM PDT by Slump Tester (What if I'm pregnant Teddy? Errr-ahh -Calm down Mary Jo, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it)
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To: KosmicKitty

Hope and Change.


68 posted on 08/29/2013 8:34:50 PM PDT by Oldeconomybuyer (The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.)
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To: Grams A

No haven’t seen it. People have been using that joke since the invention of the screw.


69 posted on 08/29/2013 8:42:29 PM PDT by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter)
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To: dayglored; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Home Depot: Your place for major erections.


70 posted on 08/29/2013 8:49:59 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

If anybody needs me, I’ll be in the tool or hardware department.


71 posted on 08/29/2013 8:51:03 PM PDT by Salamander (Can't sleep...the clowns will eat me.)
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To: Salamander

Don’t forget the batteries.


72 posted on 08/29/2013 8:52:58 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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73 posted on 08/29/2013 8:56:01 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: a fool in paradise; JoeProBono

Braggart.


74 posted on 08/29/2013 8:57:06 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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erection photo: Erection in Progress Erection.png
75 posted on 08/29/2013 9:07:18 PM PDT by Morgana (Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
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To: KosmicKitty

That’s disgusting!
Next thing you know there’ll be someone doing this sex stuff in the Oval Office.

Oh!
Never mind


76 posted on 08/29/2013 9:17:53 PM PDT by oldbill
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To: Two Kids' Dad; Aria

Couldn’t resist...lol!!


77 posted on 08/29/2013 9:20:34 PM PDT by wyokostur
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To: bicyclerepair
She oughta go lighter on the tweezing. Not much eyebrows left there.

It's not from tweezers, she was shedding.

78 posted on 08/29/2013 9:32:49 PM PDT by whodathunkit (DOJ + NSA + IRS = DNI)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Blame Martha Stewart. If she didn't make them look so home-like and inviting...


79 posted on 08/29/2013 9:44:19 PM PDT by Daffynition (Life's short- paddle hard!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

If I ever need to visit that department, my life is over.

:D


80 posted on 08/29/2013 10:10:16 PM PDT by Salamander (Can't sleep...the clowns will eat me.)
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