[Fedupwithit]

How about 'Women who have the phone glued to their ear while driving should lose their license'

I'd sign that petition...

[Biggirl]

NUTS.

[knarf]

(and men of other sexual orientations who are attracted to women)

Chapter and verse, please

[Diogenesis]

"As the Associated Press recently reported,
Malaysians have complained to the White House
about election fraud in their country, ..."

Coincidence?

Many Americans are complaining about Indonesian/Kenyan/alQaeda/DNC
election fraud.

[Portcall24]

If women were required to drive topless men would eventually become immune to the distraction. That’s my suggestion and I’m sticking to it.

[Alex in chains]

Jackie: So you’re driving in the car, you’re with your friend, minding your own business?
Kramer: Yeah.
Jackie: Then what happened?
Kramer: Well, then we saw this woman, and she was wearing a bra with no top.
Jackie: No top? She didn’t have a top on?

Kramer: Yeah. So I got distracted and I crashed the car.

Jackie: Well how would you describe this woman? Would you say she was an attractive woman?

Kramer: Oh, yeah.

Jackie: So we got an attractive woman, wearing a bra, no top, walkin’ around in broad daylight. She’s flouting society’s conventions!

Kramer: She was flouting.

Jackie: That’s totally inappropriate. It’s lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!

[Gamecock]

Men who are easily distracted by “the mere sight of a woman's thigh” should be banned from driving, says a petition posted on the White House website.

Not to mention women walking down the road without wearing a bra.

[Mopp4]

If straight men (and men of other sexual orientations who are attracted to women) can be distracted by the mere sight of a woman's thigh,....

Just when you think you've seen the most stupid, there's always something more stupid...such as this.
Well, why not a petition to prevent gay men from driving ? They could be just as distracted by seeing some guy's a$$ or package....

[napscoordinator]

I just think it would be funny to hear the response over at the White House about this. “President Obama has not experienced being distracted by woman, but a guy in a tight pair of Levi’s.....oh man.” That is all.

[LibLieSlayer]

Let’s start a petition to create internment and isolation camps for gaylords. Same thing they want to do us.

LLS

[Chad N. Freud]

I wouldn’t take this petition too seriously.

I read it as a satirical ‘reduction ad absurdum,’ initiated by someone with an axe to grind over school dress codes.

[jughandle]

Queers should then be banned from driving also, as one never knows when or what may trigger their urges. It all about distracted driving and safety, right?

[GailA]

GENDER BIAS, I’M NEARLY 65 AND CAN STILL APPRECIATE A GOOD MANLY HUNK OF MALE WALKING DOWN THE ROAD. NO METRO SEXUAL’S NEED APPLY. I LIKE MY MEN TO BE MEN, NOT GIRLY GIRLS.

JOHN WAYNE IS MY IDEA OF A MAN’S MAN.

[ClearCase_guy]

The solution is obvious: Burkhas

[Charles Martel]

"What a unique device, the human tush. An architectural wonder, one of a kind... actually two of a kind. Designed to support our weight for a lifetime of sitting it also has the subtlety to do the samba. And when attached to certain members of the female of the species at a time when light summer dresses are worn, can cause some of us to drive our cars straight up a lamppost."
- Hawkeye

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I've always seen this issue as a "straight man's burden" - and a rather joyful one at that. One of the funniest traffic accidents I can recall was a six car rear-ender caused by a nearby bikini car wash. All of the guys involved were standing together on the shoulder of the road, watching the girls while they waited for the cops to arrive. It was all smiles, shrugs and handshakes, nobody was angry about their car being damaged.

[GailA]

I remember the time my BIL and hubby were playing this VFW and some fat woman flashed them...LOL as my BIL is rather plain and over weight himself, he was the lead singer, so the flashing was targeted at him...in front of his WIFE.

[GailA]

And his wife, my sis is very attractive. I did not get the same genes as my sis did. She turns heads at 52, taken last year.

[Gay State Conservative]

To post a petition on “We the People,” petition filers must be 13 or older, no “obscene, vulgar, or lewd material” is allowed...

Nothing lewd,eh? Aren't Republicans routinely referred to as "teabaggers" by the likes of Chrissy Matthews? I think it would be a hoot if someone posted a petition calling for the outlawing of the Republican Party because of their destructive habit of constantly "teabagging".

[Irenic]

The WH petition site is such a foolish joke.

[Salamander]

“and men of other sexual orientations who are attracted to women”

Uh....whut?