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Just In: Pope Benedict to Resign, Obama to be Elected Pope
blogoshpere | feb 11 2013 | beebuster2000

Posted on 02/11/2013 5:24:04 AM PST by beebuster2000

Turns out all the Cardinals were given Obama phones and are also on food stamps.

Done Deal.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: obama

1 posted on 02/11/2013 5:24:11 AM PST by beebuster2000
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To: beebuster2000

I don’t think he wants it, but he’s going to try a recess appointment.


2 posted on 02/11/2013 5:26:40 AM PST by St_Thomas_Aquinas
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To: beebuster2000
Big ‘MO’ is probably raiding the racks at Ferragamo, already!!
3 posted on 02/11/2013 5:27:54 AM PST by SMARTY ("The man who has no inner-life is a slave to his surroundings. "Henri Frederic Amiel)
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To: beebuster2000

Obama wouldn’t take the job. He sees himself as being one level above Pope.


4 posted on 02/11/2013 5:28:45 AM PST by HereInTheHeartland (Lawyers have caused thousands of times more destruction to our nation than have guns)
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To: beebuster2000

Obama is black...... there will never be a negro pope


5 posted on 02/11/2013 5:28:45 AM PST by bert ((K.E. N.P. N.C. +12 .....The fairest Deduction to be reduced is the Standard Deduction)
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To: beebuster2000

Why would he take a demotion to pope when all of the mainstream media and 51% of the country think he’s God?


6 posted on 02/11/2013 5:29:51 AM PST by from occupied ga (Your government is your most dangerous enemy)
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To: beebuster2000

But...he’s already allah.


7 posted on 02/11/2013 5:30:08 AM PST by ryan71
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To: beebuster2000

Kerry is wishing he hadn’t taken that Sec. of State job now that the Pope job has opened up.


8 posted on 02/11/2013 5:30:45 AM PST by Hoodat ("As for God, His way is perfect" - Psalm 18:30)
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To: beebuster2000

I suppose they are using food stamps to buy communion wafers? And the cash part of EBT for the wine?


9 posted on 02/11/2013 5:31:56 AM PST by informavoracious (God help us.)
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To: Hoodat

ok, thats funny


10 posted on 02/11/2013 5:39:17 AM PST by beebuster2000
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To: bert

The odds on favorite is a black cardinal from Ghana.


11 posted on 02/11/2013 5:39:33 AM PST by FR_addict
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To: FR_addict

And I don’t care if he is black or white as long as he recognizes the threat from Islamists.


12 posted on 02/11/2013 5:43:03 AM PST by FR_addict
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To: FR_addict

A black cardinal from Ghana would be the worst nightmare for Leftist Regressive Catholics (who want to go back to the days of Roman and Canaanite Paganism) and Muslims. African priests, whether Catholic or Episcopal, are FAR more Conservative than their European and American counterparts.


13 posted on 02/11/2013 5:48:54 AM PST by MuttTheHoople (Pray for Joe Biden- Proverbs 29:9)
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To: bert
Obama is black...... there will never be a negro pope

There have been at least three.

14 posted on 02/11/2013 5:52:35 AM PST by E. Pluribus Unum (TYRANNY: When the people fear the politicians. LIBERTY: When the politicians fear the people.)
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To: MuttTheHoople
A black cardinal from Ghana would be the worst nightmare for Leftist Regressive Catholics...

Wouldn't be a problem at all. He'd be treated like Clarence Thomas.

15 posted on 02/11/2013 5:57:15 AM PST by Ken H
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To: beebuster2000; mickie
Obama will make sure beforehand that the Sistine Chapel chimney has an EPA-approved filter when the smoke comes out.

Leni

16 posted on 02/11/2013 5:58:31 AM PST by MinuteGal
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To: MuttTheHoople

Your post reminds me of a homily given by a local african priest a few years ago right before Christmas.

He was describing how poor and humble his Christmas celebrations were in Africa as a child.

He went off on a tangent and said (paraphrasing)- they celebrated Christmas - not Kwanza. “What is this Kwanza?” He had to come to America to learn about this so-called “African” holiday


17 posted on 02/11/2013 6:00:32 AM PST by Scotswife
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To: Scotswife
“He went off on a tangent and said (paraphrasing)- they celebrated Christmas - not Kwanza. “What is this Kwanza?” He had to come to America to learn about this so-called “African” holiday”

That's funny!

18 posted on 02/11/2013 6:07:36 AM PST by FR_addict
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To: beebuster2000

Wow! Pope, Messiah, Antichrist and Caliphate all at once!


19 posted on 02/11/2013 6:43:21 AM PST by dagogo redux (A whiff of primitive spirits in the air, harbingers of an impending descent into the feral.)
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To: beebuster2000

It’s the next logical step for a man who views himself as infallible.


20 posted on 02/11/2013 7:27:56 AM PST by libdestroyer
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To: beebuster2000

When he becomes pope, he will have to choose a papal name, as Joseph Ratzinger became Benedict XVI. What name should he choose?


21 posted on 02/11/2013 7:30:09 AM PST by Fiji Hill (Io Triumphe!)
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To: John Semmens

Not as pretty as your work but a good laugh nonetheless :)


22 posted on 02/11/2013 7:42:00 AM PST by freedumb2003 (I learned everything I needed to know about racism from Colin Powell)
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To: Fiji Hill

>>When he becomes pope, he will have to choose a papal name, as Joseph Ratzinger became Benedict XVI. What name should he choose?<<

Judas I.


23 posted on 02/11/2013 7:44:21 AM PST by freedumb2003 (I learned everything I needed to know about racism from Colin Powell)
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