(-:(-:(-:THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD:-):-):-)

41 posted on 01/18/2013 7:37:11 AM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)

To: gimme1ibertee

10 Unfortunately-Named Products http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dKcQ6Cdrz8

42 posted on 01/18/2013 7:38:43 AM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)

43 posted on 01/18/2013 7:39:41 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)

44 posted on 01/18/2013 7:40:52 AM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)

To: Liberty Valance

45 posted on 01/18/2013 7:42:38 AM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)

To: martin_fierro

46 posted on 01/18/2013 7:45:04 AM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)

To: Liberty Valance

47 posted on 01/18/2013 7:48:21 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)

To: Pride_of_the_Bluegrass

48 posted on 01/18/2013 7:49:06 AM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)

Carol Burnette and Tim Conway in “Wrong Number” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mj4B5tKSTvM

49 posted on 01/18/2013 7:50:48 AM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)

The coach wanted to put together the perfect team for the Chicago Bears. The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback.

He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win.

Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in Afghanistan . In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Afghan Muslim soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into a 15th story window 100 yards away.

KABOOM!

He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney.

KA-BLOOEY!

Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph.

BULLS-EYE!

"I've got to get this guy!" Coach said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!"

So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of football. And the Bears go on to win the Super Bowl.

The young Afghan is hailed as the great hero of football, and when the coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants is to call his mother.

"Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!"

"I don't want to talk to you, the old Muslim woman says. “You are not my son!"

"I don't think you understand, Mother," the young man pleads. "I've won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands of my adoring fans."

"No! Let me tell you!" his mother retorts. "At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!" The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says,

"I will never forgive you for making us move to Chicago !!!!

50 posted on 01/18/2013 7:59:03 AM PST by Heartlander

51 posted on 01/18/2013 7:59:39 AM PST by r-q-tek86 ("It doesn't matter how smart you are if you don't stop and think" - Dr. Sowell)

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO top 100
TGIF!

52 posted on 01/18/2013 8:01:04 AM PST by Currentriverrat (People are calling our President the Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, that's not allowed is it?)

"I will never forgive you for making us move to Chicago !!!!

Now THAT'S funny right there.

53 posted on 01/18/2013 8:02:24 AM PST by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)

I’ve heard variations on this joke before. It also works if the guy is recruited to play for the Raiders. :)

54 posted on 01/18/2013 8:04:34 AM PST by ZirconEncrustedTweezers ("I'm not anti-anything, I just wanna be free." - Mike Muir)

To: Currentriverrat

55 posted on 01/18/2013 8:04:44 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)

Yo, Ben. The picture ones and the word ones are great! But I can’t watch a bunch of youtubes at work (if I want to keep my job and all).

I will try to catch up on some of them this weekend, but I beg you to remember the video challenged on OFST day.

Also, I think it’s Burnett, without the e, but I could be wrong.

56 posted on 01/18/2013 8:04:50 AM PST by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)

Speaking of how to spell a name ...

57 posted on 01/18/2013 8:06:39 AM PST by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)

bump for later silliness!

58 posted on 01/18/2013 8:10:15 AM PST by freebird5850 (The only good thing about Barry getting re-elected is now we get to see him fall from a higher place)

To: freebird5850

bump for later silliness!

So sorry, but later silliness is not permitted. Silliness must be in the moment. This according to the Obama Silliness Czar who issued a 240 page regulation on Silliness on April 1, 2010.

You didn't know Obama had a Silliness Czar? Have you not been following the news out of the White House?

59 posted on 01/18/2013 8:12:09 AM PST by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)

You didn't know Obama had a Silliness Czar?

Biden?

60 posted on 01/18/2013 8:17:20 AM PST by r-q-tek86 ("It doesn't matter how smart you are if you don't stop and think" - Dr. Sowell)

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