Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Are Divorcing

People ^ | Friday June 29, 2012 01:00 PM EDT | By J.D. Heyman

[TSgt]

After five years of marriage, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are getting a divorce, PEOPLE has learned exclusively.

"This is a personal and private matter for Katie and her family," says Holmes's attorney Jonathan Wolfe. "Katie's primary concern remains, as it always has been, her daughter's best interest."

[Charles Henrickson]

Very attractive men get this all the time. . . . He has women hitting on him all the time. . . . very good looking women go up to him and say "you are so hot". . . . I overheard several women talking about him and one said "he is so good looking I'm hyperventilating".

I get this all the time from women, and yet . . . I am not gay.

It's a blessing and a curse. But I live with it.

[cripplecreek]

We can still have a laugh or two on our way to the abyss.

NO WE CAN'T! ITS GAME OVER MAN!!!!!!!!

Now leave me alone while I go hide in the basement cause there's no point in fighting back and I can't afford the luxury of a sense of humor. /s

[martin_fierro]

Very attractive men get this all the time. . . . He has women hitting on him all the time. . . . very good looking women go up to him and say "you are so hot". . . . I overheard several women talking about him and one said "he is so good looking I'm hyperventilating".

Let me see if I understand this:

He has women hitting on him all the time
He tires of this and gets turned off to women.
He now likes guys.
∴ Gay guys will not hit on him all the time.

[Dr. Sivana]

Since I'M not gay, that formula is wrong.

Well, actually, they have all been just humoring you.

[Mountain Mary]

Likely him and it’s not a woman.
He is gay. It’s not a rumor. Nannies talk.

[arrdon]

WHO THE HELL CARES?

[Mountain Mary]

excellent advice, Omiw.

From the beginning, it was said that Katie left all of her friends from Toledo abruptly behind. Hmmm. Wonder who instigated that move?

Tom has been on “Cruise Control” from Day One. Good for her for getting out from under his spell.

[House Atreides]

“....The formula I use is, if women are super-attracted to a man, HE’S GAY. That’s the formula I use.”
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You FOOL!! Using that formula you probably think that Rock Hudson was gay.

[Lx]

That's too bad. I've always liked Cruz in the roles he's in, his whacked out Scientology beliefs notwithstanding, "Give me three days and I can get a person off of heroin"

The only way that would work is top knock them out and give them Naloxone. They did this on an episode of House but it does work. It only stops the withdrawals, it doesn't stop the desire for the high and if you wake up early, you will have the worse withdrawals possible. I don't know this from experience if you are wondering.

I've never understood why people are always on Cruz's case unless it's the Scientology and I can't think of a stronger believer in that voodoo they do than Cruz.

If he got deprogrammed, he'd probably be an alright guy but as he is, I don't know what OT number he is on but if you believe Sci's 'tech' he should be able to leave his body and control other people's thoughts. I've never understood why people don't test this once they reach that OT level. They probably give them some B.S. about their mind not being 'clear' and then sell them more classes.

While Hubbard was clearly not a theologian, he knew how to mint moolah!

For a great many laughs, visit, Sci info and humor

Poor little clams! Snap! Snap! Snap!
Poor little clams! Snap! Snap! Snap!
Poor little clams! Snap! Snap! Snap!

You have to read the clam FAQ to understand but this, in a nutshell (or clamshell) is proof that they live in an alternate world.

[GeorgeWashingtonsGhost]

LOL! And Ricky Martin, Adam Lambert, and yes.. Justin Bieber (he just doesn’t know it yet).

[Eva]

That’s not a very solid method of evaluation. Think about John Travolta. Do you think that women were really attracted to John Travolta?

Tom Cruise can only fool the young inexperienced women, but then there just seems to be some women who are attracted to metro-sexual types of men. They just seemed blinded to the fact that their guy is gay.

I had a friend, who separated from her husband because he was abusing her. They had a miserable relationship that she said deteriorated only after they were married. He said that she brought out the worst in him She kept asking me what it was that she was doing wrong. I had to tell her that it wasn’t her, that her husband was gay, and I had only met him once, sat next to him at a dinner.

A couple of years later, she wrote me a letter to tell me that I was right, that her husband had finally come out of the closet.

[Our man in washington]

Thanks!

[Lx]

While that is true, isn’t Benatar a big time liberal whacko or am I mixing her up for another 80’s band?

If I’m wrong apologies in advance. I used to love her music, probably still do but I only listen to talk radio and our local Christian rock (isn’t that an oxymoron) station so I never hear it.

[I see my hands]

Why not all posters declare their own marital history.

Me? Married once, still married, decades. You?

[Anti-Bubba182]

Lol!

[silverleaf]

LOL!!

[Albion Wilde]

First socialized medicine is ok'd by the supreme court..and now this..

LOL!!

[FewsOrange]

John and Tom would make a great crazy gay Scientologist couple.

[dragonblustar]

LMAO!!!!

[cripplecreek]

She might be a liberal but I don’t get any impressions one way or the other but the fact that she’s been in a stable marriage for more than 20 years is a good sign.

She was inescapable in the 80s.

[BitWielder1]

5 Celebrity years, isn't that like 35 human years?
I guess she was growing too old and now it's time to upgrade to Wife Version 4.0.

[Tallguy]

Oh cr@p. I'm gay!

Kudos for hitting that hanging curve before our friend Laz! LOL!

[trailhkr1]

Let me see if I understand this: He has women hitting on him all the time He tires of this and gets turned off to women. He now likes guys. ∴ Gay guys will not hit on him all the time.

Well you are partially correct. He does get tired of women hitting on him and is more into long term relationships not that he did not have plenty of ons's. He has a great girlfriend.

[Mich Patriot]

WAAAAAY too hot for Tom...

[Mich Patriot]

"You FOOL!! Using that formula you probably think that Rock Hudson was gay.

Ah yes, Rock Hudson. Born in Illinois, reared in California.

[ExxonPatrolUs]

Dianetics mentions that gayness can be cured. Scientology will cure anything for a fee. If he’s been packin fudge again there’s sure to be a Scientology app for that cure.

[Mich Patriot]

"Tom Cruise is packing fudge!"

Another GREAT South Park episode...LMAO just thinking about it.

[freedumb2003]

>>He worked out with me one day and I overheard several women talking about him and one said “he is so good looking I’m hyperventilating”. <<

That happens to me daily and it didn’t turn me gay.

At least I THINK the words were “good looking...”

[albie]

His nose is bulbous.

[GeorgeWashingtonsGhost]

Women not attracted to John Travolta? Were you alive when the ‘Saturday Night Fever’ movie was released?

[dfwgator]

My wife still loves John Travolta, she still doesn’t believe he’s gay.

[mkjessup]

Well color me shocked.

[rlmorel]

"...Enroll Suri in a Catholic school where the nuns will make any photographer fear to come near..."

[stylecouncilor]

ping

[wbill]

The formula I use is, if women are super-attracted to a man, HE'S GAY. That's the formula I use..

I can tell you, with 100% certainty, that I am not gay.

And all women want me. Just ask my wife.........

Morgan Fairchild.

[bondserv]

Hmmmm? L. Ron Hubbard - Inventor of Scientology.

[Perdogg]

ping

[Olog-hai]

You mean Katie isn’t a Stepford wife . . . ?

[TexasCajun]

Who couldn't see this coming.

No telling the weird Scientology crap he put her through.

[FreedomOfExpression]

He's a killer.

[Boogieman]

Her five year contract is up, now she collects the payday and signs the confidentiality agreement.

[Larry Lucido]

"I'm in love with Katie Holmes! I'm in love with Katie Holmes! I'm not gay!"

[geege]

She was my idol in the 80’s.....Attitude and voice.....Dig Neil too.....

[5thGenTexan]

"Please allow them their privacy to work this out."

I will stay out of his affairs to the same degree he keeps his liberal nose out of my affairs. But since he feels the need to preach to me on matters of politics, I will preach to him on matters of relationships.

[al baby]

I would cut both my nutz off to do Mimi Rogers

[Raebie]

She probably wouldn’t be interested after that...

[al baby]

Dd you write all your love notes and suchTo your wife in the center of the note pad with a border around it too?

[MeganC]

The Scientologists are cRaZy. Our church has an ex-Scientologist family and when they first joined the church they told us about how they were always being followed and harassed by Scientologists. One day after church a bunch of the men went out and stopped the Scientologists in their car before they could get away and...ummm...encouraged them to never return to our part of Wyoming. Like Muslims, the only reason these b@stards understand is force and plenty of it.

[cripplecreek]

I wasn’t a big fan but she was truly inescapable. When she hit the big time, she didn’t screw around.

[Liberty Valance]

I saw that this morning. Benatar still Rocks! We loved it.
http://www.foxnews.com/on-air/fox-friends/all-american-summer-concerts#/v/1711852035001/pat-benatar-and-neil-giraldo-perform-love-is-a-battlefield/?playlist_id=1655132272001