Posted on 06/29/2012 10:17:08 AM PDT by TSgt
After five years of marriage, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are getting a divorce, PEOPLE has learned exclusively.
"This is a personal and private matter for Katie and her family," says Holmes's attorney Jonathan Wolfe. "Katie's primary concern remains, as it always has been, her daughter's best interest."
(Excerpt) Read more at people.com ...
In all fairness to your wife (or regarding any other “hunk” out there), it’s for the best that you (or they)HOP TO IT if you can catch these Super Model “perfect women) between husbands. A big “IF”.
Conceited trashy “hunks”, when they reach seventy, undergo many serious operations and illnesses are left mostly just needing a servant and nursemaid. Which they (or you, I assume) can easily afford after you kick Mrs. Trailhkr1 to the curb. So, CHEAT AHEAD, and throw away the glasses so you can’t see too clearly that Super Model first thing in the morning before she evacuates, washes up, and brushes her teeth. - Yep. It all comes down to evacuating, washing up and brushing those teeth for all of us. Add an extra 30 or 40 pounds for effect.
A bit of advice, get that nursemaid lined up. There’s something to be said for faithfulness . . . but that’s just me.
He must think the chief justice is available!
A knockout she may be, but she has to be one screwed up mental you-know-what....you see this sometimes, like knockout women that marry Muslims (their fairy tale idea of exotic marriage, all gone horribly wrong when the marriage is a done-thing).....
Goodie for the next guy who gets all the psycho baggage she’s totin’
“No matter how hot she is, there is always a guy somewhere who is tired of her crap.”
What you said! Sheesh, country's going to hell, freedom is gone, and I'm supposed to be concerned about some Hollywood wierdo's family life?
I saw Pat Benatar and her husband on Fox and friends this morning. They’ve been married since 1982. Benatar is her first husband’s name and used to sing with military band (Her husband was a stateside draftee) It sounds like she had a pretty conservative Polish American upbringing. Maiden name Andrzejewski.
Katie, here’s some unsolicited advice. Do this, and in 20 years (and probably sooner) you will thank me.
1. Move back to Toledo. You have a good extended family there.
2. Seek sole custody of Suri.
3. Get out of Hollylwood acting. You have plenty of money already and you will get a bundle in the divorce settlement.
4. If you must act, I’m sure some theatre in Toledo would love to give you the lead role. Wouldn’t playing Blanche in a stage revival of “Streetcar Named Desire” be more fun then 16-hour days and dozen of takes on a movie set? It’s true that you won’t get paid much, but you don’t need the money anyway.
5. Go back to your Catholic roots. Isn’t better for Suri to be walking down the aisle in a white dress and little girl shoes at her first communion rather than walking around Hollywood in a short dress and high heels, as she currently does?
6. Forget you ever heard the word “Scientology.”
7. Announce that you are a private citizen and Suri is off-limits to the media from now on. Enroll Suri in a Catholic school where the nuns will make any photographer fear to come near.
Suri will thus grow up to be normal and not Lindsey Lohan, Part II. Someday, you will be surrounded by loving grandchildren.
Maybe she fell in love with another Thetan.
I get this all the time from women, and yet . . . I am not gay.
It's a blessing and a curse. But I live with it.
Let me see if I understand this:
He has women hitting on him all the time
He tires of this and gets turned off to women.
He now likes guys.
∴ Gay guys will not hit on him all the time.
Likely him and it’s not a woman.
He is gay. It’s not a rumor. Nannies talk.
WHO THE HELL CARES?
excellent advice, Omiw.
From the beginning, it was said that Katie left all of her friends from Toledo abruptly behind. Hmmm. Wonder who instigated that move?
Tom has been on “Cruise Control” from Day One. Good for her for getting out from under his spell.
“....The formula I use is, if women are super-attracted to a man, HE’S GAY. That’s the formula I use.”
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You FOOL!! Using that formula you probably think that Rock Hudson was gay.
The only way that would work is top knock them out and give them Naloxone. They did this on an episode of House but it does work. It only stops the withdrawals, it doesn't stop the desire for the high and if you wake up early, you will have the worse withdrawals possible. I don't know this from experience if you are wondering.
I've never understood why people are always on Cruz's case unless it's the Scientology and I can't think of a stronger believer in that voodoo they do than Cruz.
If he got deprogrammed, he'd probably be an alright guy but as he is, I don't know what OT number he is on but if you believe Sci's 'tech' he should be able to leave his body and control other people's thoughts. I've never understood why people don't test this once they reach that OT level. They probably give them some B.S. about their mind not being 'clear' and then sell them more classes.
While Hubbard was clearly not a theologian, he knew how to mint moolah!
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LOL! And Ricky Martin, Adam Lambert, and yes.. Justin Bieber (he just doesn’t know it yet).
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