Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1
Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”
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ERK!
Sorry. I thought that was such an awful movie. How could anyone burn books?
I was taught to love them, to open them the first time, to NOT dog-ear the pages, and to care for them as if they were my own, even if I got them from the library.
At 10 years of age, my older sister and I were allowed access to the “adult” library, upstairs from the Children’s Library. Which may explain why many children’s books were never read by me.
Hi, ‘Face.
I played on the main board earlier and couldn’t contain myself, so I’m going to hide in here for awhile. They’re eating their own out there.
Unnngh, I know how that is. And the average reading comprehension level is pathetic.
No kidding.
People are in attack mode. If it wasn’t for the Undead and PJ’s DUmmie FUnnies...
Howdy. Drove to town to get supply’s earlier today. The roads are nice. Snow is mostly gone at lower elevations. The Robins are in town now. 58 during the day rain last night. We still have 3ft of snow, yet the roads in town are clear of it. The creeks are running now as well.
Keeping a eye on Fredd after my 4wheeler ordeal. He seems to be just fine. Yesterday he did tricks for the ladies at ladies day! Well the new trick.
Have a nice safe day.....
Ooooyah...
Some folks have no concept of the appropriateness of things.
We are Here to Hide those who realize where Sanity lies! *hug*
*HUG*
Living in Seattle, Sandy should but used to zombifications at a level that would confundulate most of us.
I feel cold just thinking about it. It’s only in the 60s here. Cub Scouts are meeting at the park this evening: they will need coats!
You got that right!
It’s probably not that much different in Charlotte, but we’re in the far-off suburbs, where the hoomins still live.
I got the byos some packages of “chenille stems,” what we called pipe-cleaners, at the Hobby Lobby. They’ve been playing with them all afternoon.
Argggh! Right in the middle of my project they start transmitting payroll. Now I can’t access the files I need until tomororw.
Curses!
Oh, well, I guess payroll is kinda important.
Payroll is extremely important, and it is that time, if you’re on a 15th/30th schedule.
My Spanish is good enough to understand “The Bridge of the Assassins”, but that’s about it.
Yep. I guess my reports can wait, I have plenty of other things to do.
So I suppose I should go do them... break is over.
Y’all behave!
I had to look up “puente” for “bridge.” I get these lapses.
I’ll have my dictionary out while reading “Cape Trafalgar,” but hopefully it will help me with verb tenses. One problem I have is that if I ask the choir about a word, Cary tells me one thing and Asuncion says something different, and Edra would say something else again. It’s like asking an American, a Scot, and an Australian about English!
... you might have to take refuge at Darwin Central, where we take turns posting Bible lessons.
Some slight exaggeration, perhaps.
But I was talking about fusion energy, and King Prout wants to build something. (Those two things aren't connected in any way.)
I had to guess myself. Fortunately, despite vodka and coke and my warrant officer’s fish fry, I guessed correctly.
“Capo” had me stumped for a little bit though. Perhaps my time in South America last year was more useful than I thought.
My CWO3’s wife makes some excellent fried halibut, on par with the Leonard catfish. I need her recipe. Also there was baked beans, my favorite flavor, and a bunch of cheesecake and fudge bites.
Can’t get in touch with any of the people I know up at Kodiak. Hopefully they’re all okay.
Hopefully they’re all okay.
Definitely.
I miss King Prout. How’s he doing?
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