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Depends for my Pat Down

Posted on 11/15/2010 5:57:15 PM PST by garykfd

I'm gonna wear depends


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To: Never on my watch
Or I’ll go commando in a kilt.

Glè mhath, gu dearbh!!

21 posted on 11/15/2010 6:22:29 PM PST by tbpiper
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To: garykfd

In this day of lawsuits for everything, I’m surprised we aren’t seeing TSA screeners sue passengers for having to touch their junk (yea, I know, twisted..)


22 posted on 11/15/2010 6:27:43 PM PST by mnehring
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To: John Leland 1789

Hey, it’s on Drudge...read’em and weep!


23 posted on 11/15/2010 6:30:29 PM PST by RoseofTexas
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To: WellyP
Or I’ll go commando in a kilt.

Great idea, I look good in a kilt!

Well I don't and the TSA guy is gonna get a surprise when I bend over to tie my shoes.

24 posted on 11/15/2010 6:30:36 PM PST by Never on my watch (Touch my junk and I call the cops!)
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To: Never on my watch

lol funny stuff

People do use depends, wonder how they handle that?

The cup will just get you detained and stripped for sure. lol


25 posted on 11/15/2010 6:33:55 PM PST by 240B (he is doing everything he said he wouldn't and not doing what he said he would)
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To: garykfd
I have heard of numerous accounts of TSA agents yelling out, "Opt out, opt out," when someone refuses the porno-scan. When coupled with the intrusive groping molestation in front of everyone, you really can't come to any other conclusion that this is a blatant intimidation tactic to coerce everyone through the scanners.

Everyone should yell out even louder, "I'm opting out, I'm opting out. This pervert wants to feel my #$%^&"

Then, as the pervert is feeling you up, groan out loud and tell everyone present how good he is and that he is very experienced. Then toss a $10 or $20 at him and thank him for his pleasure.

Turn the tables! I'm just sayin'

26 posted on 11/15/2010 6:34:26 PM PST by SlaveNoMore
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To: SlaveNoMore
Then toss a $10 or $20 at him and thank him for his pleasure.

Don't the airlines already charge for handling your bags? ;)

27 posted on 11/15/2010 6:40:58 PM PST by Never on my watch (Touch my junk and I call the cops!)
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To: garykfd

You’re killing me...I never laughed so hard. Please let us know how it comes out.


28 posted on 11/15/2010 6:46:02 PM PST by popsmoke
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To: garykfd
LOL!...


29 posted on 11/15/2010 6:51:27 PM PST by Dallas59 (President Robert Gibbs 2009-2013)
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To: garykfd

Just strap a LARGE salami down your leg...


30 posted on 11/15/2010 6:54:07 PM PST by irishtenor (All that I say, all that I do, is predestined.)
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To: garykfd

Why doesn’t everyone just dress like an Arab? Put a stop to this nonsense!


31 posted on 11/15/2010 7:23:38 PM PST by Thank You Rush
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To: garykfd

LOL! You crack me up!


32 posted on 11/15/2010 7:34:03 PM PST by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (Want to make $$$? It's Easy! Use FR to Pimp Your Blog!)
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To: RoseofTexas

He isn’t circumcised!

Mrs Stick


33 posted on 11/15/2010 7:48:09 PM PST by stickandrudder (Another Bitter-Clinger! God-Family-Tribe)
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To: NormsRevenge

I am going to pull a Meg Ryan and have an organsm.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nNhOH4Y0bI


34 posted on 11/15/2010 9:26:47 PM PST by SaraJohnson
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35 posted on 11/16/2010 12:25:17 AM PST by mirkwood
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To: Never on my watch

“Or I’ll go commando in a kilt.”

Man, I would *pay* to be there to see that play out!


36 posted on 11/16/2010 12:44:27 AM PST by PLMerite (Fix the FR clock. It's time.)
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To: John Leland 1789

Don’t be silly, of course they store them. How will they be able to prosecute someone in court if they don’t have the photo proof?


37 posted on 11/16/2010 5:25:18 AM PST by Vor Lady
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