President-elect Obama is being criticized because his inaugural celebrations are projected to cost the taxpayers over $400 million. When asked about it, Obama explained that Ted Kennedy planned to attend and there was going to be an open bar.
President-elect Obama plans to ride in the inaugural parade without the traditional limousine. He’ll be in a sleigh pulled by reindeer.
As a precaution for the Obama presidency, the White House copy of the Constitution is being removed. It’s made from hemp.
William Shatner attended Obama’s inaugural ball. After taking a quick look around he got on his communicator and commanded, “Beam me up, Scotty. There’s no intelligent life down here.”
Q. Why did the Secret Service double security on Michelle Obama immediately after the inauguration?
A. If something happened to her, then Barack would be in charge.
Q: What will the band play at Obama’s inauguration?
A: Inhale to the chief.
Q: Why will there two presidential limousines for the inauguration?
A: So Hillary won’t know which one he’s in.
Q: What is the difference between Barack Obama and Jimmy Carter?
A: Jimmy Carter waited until after the inauguration to ruin the economy.
hey now.. that signs pointing at the wrong hag in the senate. it should be pointing at stabacow (d-mi)