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Man nabbed with frozen shrimp bags down his pants
AP via SFGate ^
| 10/20/8
Posted on 10/20/2008 12:35:32 PM PDT by SmithL
Bradenton, Fla. (AP) -- Authorities said a man tried to steal several bags of frozen shrimp from a supermarket by hiding them down his pants. The Manatee County Sheriff's Office reported that an off-duty detective was shopping at a Sweetbay supermarket Sunday when he noticed what appeared to be a man with groceries stuffed in his pants.
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TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: freepun; pants; shrimp; shrimpinpants
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But he told the girls that he had JUMBO shrimp in his pants.
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posted on
10/20/2008 12:35:33 PM PDT
by
SmithL
To: SmithL
Gee, and I thought he was just happy to see me.
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posted on
10/20/2008 12:36:56 PM PDT
by
LottieDah
(If only those who speak so eloquently on the rights of animals would do so on behalf of the unborn.)
To: SmithL
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posted on
10/20/2008 12:38:27 PM PDT
by
Paradox
(Obama, the Audacity of Hype.)
To: SmithL
Shrinkage?
Like a frightened turtle!!
To: SmithL
Just imagine the laughs if the title was ...."Man nabbed with frozen crabs down his pants."
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posted on
10/20/2008 12:39:29 PM PDT
by
Pistolshot
(Palin has run a state, city, and a business. NObama has only run his mouth.)
To: SmithL
At least they weren’t frozen crabs. He might have had to go to a clinc for that.
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posted on
10/20/2008 12:55:48 PM PDT
by
weegee
(In honor of Joe the Plumber, at noon, we should all lower our trousers to half mast.)
To: SmithL
“So, I responded to the Krogers Supermarket, and when I arrived at the scene, I found a man cornered in the west end of the store, with about 10 checkout women surrounding him, pointing at his crotch, and yelling “SHRIMP!!!”
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posted on
10/20/2008 12:56:22 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Secondhand Aztlan Smoke causes drug addiction obesity in global warming cancer immigrant terrorists.)
To: SmithL
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posted on
10/20/2008 12:57:38 PM PDT
by
weegee
(In honor of Joe the Plumber, at noon, we should all lower our trousers to half mast.)
To: SmithL
I for one am refusing to make any “cocktail sauce” joke here.
To: WrightOnTarget
And don’t think that we don’t appreciate it.
; )
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posted on
10/20/2008 1:03:03 PM PDT
by
SmithL
(Drill Dammit!)
To: nickcarraway; Daffynition; BruceysMom; Lady Jag; yorkie; Slings and Arrows; Rebelbase; FrPR; ...
Crusty PING!
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posted on
10/20/2008 1:04:52 PM PDT
by
weegee
(In honor of Joe the Plumber, at noon, we should all lower our trousers to half mast.)
To: SmithL
To: SmithL
The man was charged with shoplifting, battery on an officer and resisting arrest. He was being held ....The man probably screamed....
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posted on
10/20/2008 1:09:03 PM PDT
by
mlocher
(USA is a sovereign nation)
To: dighton
Years ago, a friend who had recently endured a vasectomy told me his surgeon suggested he "sit on a bag of frozen peas" to aid in discomfort -- perhaps this shoplifter had a snootier doc?
To: SmithL
Shrimp never the less. He should of stolen large prawns.
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posted on
10/20/2008 1:30:26 PM PDT
by
wolfcreek
(I see miles and miles of Texas....let's keep it that way.)
To: wolfcreek
A lady ahead of me at the grocery was buying cooked, frozen shrimp with her Gov. EBT card (foodstamps). That’s legalized shrimp stealing, IMO.
To: SmithL
Hey... it’ tough out there and will be getting tougher.This is just the beginning. We will soon have the decision to make pay taxes or put food on the table.
To: weegee; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
He was making a traditional Jamacian dish.
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posted on
10/20/2008 1:51:15 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Poisoning the customers is bad for business." --Quark, *Star Trek: Deep Space Nine*)
To: Slings and Arrows
Hum... sounds like a shriveling experience.....
Spicy flavored soup hum?
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posted on
10/20/2008 2:03:27 PM PDT
by
Danae
(Obama = Trickle up Poverty. Don't like it, get ready to be"reeducated" into it if he is elected.)
To: SmithL
Hmnn!
A Shrimp Cocktale?
Does this warrant a "Cock Tale" Ping List??
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posted on
10/20/2008 2:06:16 PM PDT
by
Young Werther
(Julius Caesar (Quae Cum Ita Sunt. Since these things are so.))
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