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1 posted on 02/11/2008 2:59:24 PM PST by Cagey
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To: Cagey
"But that's the first wiener I've ever pulled out."


2 posted on 02/11/2008 3:02:32 PM PST by Dumpster Baby (Eschew obfuscation)
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To: Cagey
"But that's the first wiener I've ever pulled out." It was a first for the women, too. They left none the wurst for wear.

So few words, so many bad puns.

3 posted on 02/11/2008 3:02:42 PM PST by Vigilanteman (Are there any men left in Washington? Or are there only cowards? Ahmad Shah Massoud)
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To: Cagey
Hope he didn't have to wait long for a tow.


4 posted on 02/11/2008 3:03:22 PM PST by Daffynition (The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear.)
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To: Cagey
But when a 27-foot-long tube-steak spins out on a snow-covered highway, it's bound to generate some grins.

When it's put that way it generates outright laughter.

7 posted on 02/11/2008 3:08:47 PM PST by CougarGA7 (Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.)
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10 posted on 02/11/2008 3:20:02 PM PST by JRios1968 ("If you go over a cliff with all flags flying, you are still going over a cliff”—Ronald Reagan)
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To: Cagey
"I've pulled out a lot of vehicles," he said. "But that's the first wiener I've ever pulled out." It was a first for the women, too.

Sometimes, these jokes just write themselves, LOL!

15 posted on 02/11/2008 3:58:11 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Cloverfield 2008! Why vote for a lesser monster?)
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To: Cagey
Kurzejewski hooked up...

Well, what would you have expected the guy to do with two hot female hotdoggers?

16 posted on 02/11/2008 3:58:36 PM PST by The Electrician ("Government is the only enterprise in the world which expands in size when its failures increase.")
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"that's the first wiener I've ever pulled out."

ELAINE: He took .. it out.

17 posted on 02/11/2008 4:01:35 PM PST by Mr. Brightside
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To: Cagey

Several people tried to push out the weiner mobile, but they got mustard out.

Then there was not time to ketchup.

(I relish these threads).

Is this story from The Onion?


18 posted on 02/11/2008 4:03:42 PM PST by Mr. Brightside
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“Remember boys and girls....Practice safe lunch by always using a condiment.”


20 posted on 02/11/2008 4:06:42 PM PST by SGCOS
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ping


22 posted on 02/11/2008 4:10:50 PM PST by Professional Engineer (www.pinupsforvets.com --- In other news, K7UGA, what a dude.)
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Ping the ... you know...


26 posted on 02/11/2008 4:30:08 PM PST by FredHead47
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They just can’t handle the weiner.

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32 posted on 02/12/2008 9:56:15 AM PST by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/____________________Profile updated Sunday, February 10, 2008)
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A Weiner-Ectomy? Looks painful, LOL!

35 posted on 02/12/2008 3:21:22 PM PST by Diana in Wisconsin (Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
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To: Cagey

They were driving too fast, trying to ketchup.


41 posted on 02/12/2008 6:58:05 PM PST by reg45
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42 posted on 02/13/2008 1:16:55 AM PST by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/____________________Profile updated Sunday, February 10, 2008)
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ping


51 posted on 02/14/2008 1:31:48 PM PST by stylecouncilor (I'm a loner Dottie; a rebel.)
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52 posted on 02/14/2008 1:36:59 PM PST by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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Dick Trickle

57 posted on 12/24/2008 3:56:54 AM PST by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/_______Profile finally updated Saturday, December 6, 2008 !!!)
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58 posted on 12/24/2008 3:57:41 AM PST by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/_______Profile finally updated Saturday, December 6, 2008 !!!)
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