Posted on 05/08/2007 9:51:51 AM PDT by GeorgiaDawg32
In an announcement planned for later today, it was learned that ABC will hire conservative Ann Coulter to replace Rosie O'Donnell on "The View".
A spokesperson for ABC said, "While exceptionally talented Progressive Rosie O'Donnell was an excellent catalyst for high ratings and lifted us to the pinnacle of daytime television with her wit, charm, warm personality and ability to present rational, thoughtful insight to issues of the day and we'll truly miss her, we think Ann will show America the polar opposite of rational thought with her deep rooted, albeit incorrect, conservative beliefs. We think her conservative views will not only provide much needed comedy relief, but it will enable those who have no jobs and nothing better to do than stay home all day, eating Bon Bon's and watching shows such as "The View", to be better equipped to vote for the Democratic of their choice on election day."
They continued, "We want everyone out there to know that by hiring Ann, we're proving we're a fair and balanced network and do not favor one party over the other."
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I think your afternoons are still free!lol!! Or mornings, whenever that dumb show is on. But wouldn’t it be a hoot to have Ann Coulter on that show!
I think some enterprising network should give Ann her own show! Think of the ratings!!!
Very funny.
My, you are hard to please, aren’t you! I think Ann Coulter is a great writer and I enjoy everyone of her columns! She drives her point home with great humor!
Hey Dawg,
You angling for a job as Ann’s agent? BTW, this WOULD make for some interesting viewing.
TG
I was almost believing this joke until I got to this part.
The MSM would sooner slice their wrists than display the candidness necessary actually to verbalize that deep-rooted conviction within them...
heh..I have to put something in there to give it away..:-)
We do know that liberals and progressives are all about "fairness".
So we get three Anns.
Just saying...
“My, you are hard to please, aren’t you! I think Ann Coulter is a great writer and I enjoy everyone of her columns! She drives her point home with great humor!”
You’re not alone. A lot of people enjoy her writing.
But from what I’ve heard, and again I’ve never seen her on TV because I don’t own one, but from what I’ve heard she was impressive back in 1998-1999 and could make a case that could sway people who weren’t already convinced of the conclusion, as opposed to just being really good at whipping up the choir into an satisfying frenzy.
I keep looking, I can’t find Scrappleface’s name anywhere.
YGBSM!
“ME: ok, put down the crack pipe....you dont get three ny times best sellers, and nationwide columns if you have poor abilities to write.”
Really?
Do you think Spiderman 3 is the best movie the world has ever seen?
Stuff sells for lots of reasons. In Ann’s case, people weren’t buying her books because she writes terrific prose. They were buying them because they liked what she had to say and the snarky way she’d say it.
Cute!
It would be must-see TV, but they would *NEVER* allow the libby-libs on that show to be upstaged, much less verbally filleted.
ok, I give up..what is YGBSM??
Ann would be a mere dingle berry in Rosie’s seat.
You’ve Gotta Be Sh*tting Me.
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