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Paris Hilton has been attacked by her pet monkey
SOFTPEDIA NEWS ^ | Simona Gherman

Posted on 11/15/2005 4:50:08 PM PST by jmc1969

Baby Luv is the name of the 'beast' that did something that Nicole Ritchie would have definitely preferred to do: has attacked Paris Hilton.

Problem is monkey Baby Luv is her pet, not her enemy. But still, it bit Paris and clawed her face.

The event occurred while the two were gone shopping for lingerie. As girls do. Maybe the monkey was jealous on the things Paris was buying, or perhaps the socialite didn't want to shop for Baby Luv some bikinis as well. The reasons for the attack are shrouded in mystery.

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To: Blue Screen of Death

Not bad for the dumb blonde posters on FR who get their jollies off of sex. If people put 1/4 the energy into actual conservative issues instead of sex issues, this forum would be a force to deal with.


21 posted on 11/15/2005 5:00:53 PM PST by Indy Pendance
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To: jmc1969

He's another shipping magnate's snot-nosed kid isn't he?


22 posted on 11/15/2005 5:03:54 PM PST by abigailsmybaby ("This is the sort of English up with which I will not put." Winston Churchill)
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To: Blue Screen of Death

I saw her video...I don't think she's a real blond....


23 posted on 11/15/2005 5:09:21 PM PST by nevergore (“It could be that the purpose of my life is simply to serve as a warning to others.”)
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To: yldstrk; Indy Pendance

It's in chat/general

That's what chat/general is for. Garbage stories like this.

Feel free to not click on articles with "Paris Hilton" in the title.


24 posted on 11/15/2005 5:11:37 PM PST by hattend (In France, it's not just the cheese that's soft and runny.)
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To: putupjob
Another stupid Paris Hilton publicity stunt. She is truly talentless.

I saw her video (strictly as research) and I would not say she is completely talentless.

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25 posted on 11/15/2005 5:13:21 PM PST by speed_addiction (And the Lord said, "Who shall I send? Who will stand for us?" Said I, "Here I am...Send me.")
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To: jmc1969

And Tome Cruise kills Oprah.http://tcruiseko.ytmnd.com/


26 posted on 11/15/2005 5:15:31 PM PST by eastforker (Under Cover FReeper going dark(too much 24))
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To: jmc1969; EveningStar
Stupid Spoiled Whore!


27 posted on 11/15/2005 5:17:50 PM PST by Clemenza (We are a REPUBLIC NOT A DEMOCRACY!)
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To: hattend
We should emulate the DUmmies and live in a state of perpetual rage.
28 posted on 11/15/2005 5:17:55 PM PST by cripplecreek (Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
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To: jmc1969

I haven't researched the Hilton family and have no idea how badly Paris' family tree has forked, but my guess is that either her mother or father is likely the carrier of the white trash gene. In fact, both parents may may be carriers, which explains why both poor Paris and Nicki are completely infected..... < / puke>


29 posted on 11/15/2005 5:21:10 PM PST by right wing
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To: jmc1969
it bit Paris and clawed her face.

The monkey should probably be tested for hepatitis after coming into contact with her.

30 posted on 11/15/2005 5:22:24 PM PST by SIDENET ("IT'S A COOKBOOK!!!")
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To: hattend

It wasn't in chat/general when I clicked on it. And it is garbage, just like female viagra and men who have sex with horses. What's become of this place? Don't bother answering, it's rhetorical.


31 posted on 11/15/2005 5:28:15 PM PST by Indy Pendance
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To: Indy Pendance

You need to crawl down off of your ivory tower and quit lecturing fellow FReepers. YOU clicked the post, read it and posted, did you not? The Hiltons are pure trash, and I said so in a previous post, but you don't need to insult others for their comments. FYI, most FReepers don't like being lectured by another who posts on the same thread he/she is b*tching about.


32 posted on 11/15/2005 5:29:31 PM PST by right wing
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To: right wing

Waaah. go sell it to someone who cares.


33 posted on 11/15/2005 5:33:08 PM PST by Indy Pendance
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To: jmc1969

Probably self-defense.


34 posted on 11/15/2005 5:35:42 PM PST by kenth (Come back here... so that I may brain thee!)
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To: Indy Pendance
You need to settle down....


35 posted on 11/15/2005 5:41:51 PM PST by demkicker
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To: demkicker

Thanks, I'll take it into consideration.


36 posted on 11/15/2005 5:45:11 PM PST by Indy Pendance
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To: Indy Pendance
Waaah. go sell it to someone who cares.

Lemme guess, your sanctimonious gene is multiplying out of control....

37 posted on 11/15/2005 5:47:41 PM PST by right wing
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To: right wing

Is it so wrong for me to point out that I believe the purpose of FR is not Paris Hilton and the various sex threads, but to attack liberals and get our constitution back? If I wanted to see sleaze, I could open my spam email. FR was established to remove liberalism, this thread advances what? Of course, the perverts on this site will have all sorts of reasons this is a topic of interest and we should post pictures to prove that point. But, pity, I've got to head out so I'll miss all the enlightening posts. See you later, all you 'conservatives who want to remove liberals from power by posting Paris Hilton photos'.


38 posted on 11/15/2005 5:56:06 PM PST by Indy Pendance
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To: Indy Pendance

Paris Hilton is a symptom of the leftist disease and lack of morality that is spreading across America. That's what spurs the posting of these articles.


39 posted on 11/15/2005 7:21:21 PM PST by kenth (Come back here... so that I may brain thee!)
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To: Clemenza


40 posted on 11/15/2005 7:44:28 PM PST by balrog666 (A myth by any other name is still inane.)
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