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Paris Hilton has been attacked by her pet monkey
SOFTPEDIA NEWS ^
| Simona Gherman
Posted on 11/15/2005 4:50:08 PM PST by jmc1969
Baby Luv is the name of the 'beast' that did something that Nicole Ritchie would have definitely preferred to do: has attacked Paris Hilton.
Problem is monkey Baby Luv is her pet, not her enemy. But still, it bit Paris and clawed her face.
The event occurred while the two were gone shopping for lingerie. As girls do. Maybe the monkey was jealous on the things Paris was buying, or perhaps the socialite didn't want to shop for Baby Luv some bikinis as well. The reasons for the attack are shrouded in mystery.
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KEYWORDS: parishilton; petmonkey; skank
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posted on
11/15/2005 4:50:09 PM PST
by
jmc1969
To: jmc1969
Another stupid Paris Hilton publicity stunt. She is truly talentless.
2
posted on
11/15/2005 4:51:09 PM PST
by
putupjob
To: jmc1969
"Paris Hilton has been attacked by her pet monkey"
Too Easy
3
posted on
11/15/2005 4:51:17 PM PST
by
varyouga
(Reformed Kerry voter ( I know, I'm a frickin' idiot))
To: jmc1969
Problem is monkey Baby Luv is her pet, not her enemyShe still needs to spank the money.
hey, you were all thinking it.
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posted on
11/15/2005 4:51:31 PM PST
by
NeoCaveman
(ANWR is national security, RINO's keep us dependent on foreign oil, aiding our enemies)
Comment #5 Removed by Moderator
To: jmc1969
She ruts like a monkey, so...
6
posted on
11/15/2005 4:52:05 PM PST
by
gaijin
To: jmc1969
Everybody's got something to hide, 'cept for me and my monkey .....
To: jmc1969
Monkey see monkey do.
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posted on
11/15/2005 4:52:20 PM PST
by
jmc1969
To: jmc1969
perhaps the socialite didn't want to shop for Baby Luv some bikinis as well
What a totally Southern turn of phrase, to put the recipient before the object.
(A Yankee would have phrased it "perhaps the socialite didn't want to shop for some bikinis for Baby Luv as well".)
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posted on
11/15/2005 4:52:31 PM PST
by
Xenalyte
("Every day should be the best day ever!" -Frank DellaPenna, Cast in Bronze)
To: jmc1969
I guess Baby Luv is not the gorilla her dreams anymore.
-PJ
To: jmc1969
God knows WHAT she was trying to make the poor thing do!!!!
11
posted on
11/15/2005 4:53:41 PM PST
by
digger48
To: jmc1969
Did Paris spank the monkey?
12
posted on
11/15/2005 4:54:17 PM PST
by
saganite
(The poster formerly known as Arkie 2)
To: putupjob
Another stupid Paris Hilton publicity stunt. She is truly talentless. However, she has managed to run with this image and make a fortune. So far this year, she is doing better than General Motors and has run up less debt than our Republican controlled federal government.
Not bad for a dumb blond.
To: jmc1969
And this advances conservatism how?
To: jmc1969
Paris being attacked by a monkey...or Paris being attacked by gangs of monkeys....Must be a joke in there somewhere.
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posted on
11/15/2005 4:55:06 PM PST
by
scouse
To: jmc1969
Paris Hilton spanks her monkey!
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posted on
11/15/2005 4:56:41 PM PST
by
HuntsvilleTxVeteran
(expert, break it down, ex = has been, spurt = drip under pressure.)
To: jmc1969
Hey Hey we're the monkeys
And we're too busy singin
To bite some socialite ho.
17
posted on
11/15/2005 4:57:57 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
To: hobbes1
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posted on
11/15/2005 4:59:07 PM PST
by
tioga
To: jmc1969
Poor monkey. Hope he is all right.
19
posted on
11/15/2005 4:59:41 PM PST
by
caryatid
(Jolie Blonde, 'gardez donc, quoi t'as fait ...)
To: jmc1969
Who the hail gives a hankg? Why is this on here?
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posted on
11/15/2005 5:00:30 PM PST
by
yldstrk
(My heros have always been cowboys-Reagan and Bush)
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