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Robot Barkeep
The Coach's Team ^ | 5/27/18 | Doc Adams

Posted on 05/27/2018 8:18:22 AM PDT by Oldpuppymax

Hat Tip: Dorothy Adams

Robot IQ Test

A GUY GOES INTO A BAR IN NEW YORK WHERE ALL THE BARTENDERS ARE ROBOTS.

THE GUY SITS DOWN AT THE BAR AND THE ROBOT ASKS:

WHAT WILL YOU HAVE?

THE GUY REPLIES, WHISKEY.

THE ROBOT BRINGS BACK HIS DRINK AND ASKS, WHAT'S YOUR IQ?

THE GUY SAYS, 168

THE ROBOT TALKS ABOUT PHYSICS, SPACE EXPLORATION, AND MEDICAL TECHNOLOGY.

AFTER THE GUY LEAVES, HE PAUSES AT THE STREET CORNER AND THINKS ABOUT WHAT HE JUST ENCOUNTERED AND THE MORE HE THINKS ABOUT IT, THE MORE CURIOUS HE GETS, SO HE DECIDES TO GO BACK.

THE ROBOT ASKS, WHAT'S YOUR DRINK?

THE GUY ANSWERS, WHISKEY.

THE ROBOT RETURNS WITH HIS DRINK AND ASKS, WHAT'S YOUR IQ?

THIS TIME THE MAN REPLIES, 100.

THE ROBOT TALKS ABOUT NASCAR, BUDWEISER, LSU AND ALL-STAR WRESTLING.

THE MAN FINISHES HIS DRINK, LEAVES, BUT IS STILL SO VERY INTERESTED IN THIS EXPERIMENT THAT HE DECIDES HE'LL TRY ONCE AGAIN.

HE ENTERS THE BAR AND, AS USUAL, THE ROBOT ASKS HIM WHAT HE WANTS TO DRINK.

THE MAN REPLIES, WHISKEY.

THE ROBOT BRINGS THE DRINK AND ASKS, WHAT'S YOUR IQ?

THIS TIME THE MAN ANSWERS, 50.

THE ROBOT LEANS IN REAL CLOSE AND SLOWLY ASKS,

"SO, ARE YOU PEOPLE STILL UNHAPPY THAT HILLARY LOST?"


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: capslockbroken; election; iq; robots; whiskey

1 posted on 05/27/2018 8:18:22 AM PDT by Oldpuppymax
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To: Oldpuppymax

Just HAVE TO SMILE!!!


2 posted on 05/27/2018 8:36:40 AM PDT by SES1066 (Happiness is a depressed Washington, DC housing market!)
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To: Oldpuppymax

High five to the robot.


3 posted on 05/27/2018 8:46:22 AM PDT by bgill (CDC site, "We don't know how people are infected with Ebola.")
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To: Oldpuppymax

No way LSU Fans have an IQ of 100!


4 posted on 05/27/2018 9:20:22 AM PDT by EC Washington
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To: Oldpuppymax

Stand clear of your computer. Space based lasers are being targeted, and will soon take out your caps lock key.


5 posted on 05/27/2018 9:36:48 AM PDT by ExGeeEye (For dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.)
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To: EC Washington

James Carville claims to be an LSU alum.


6 posted on 05/27/2018 9:51:16 AM PDT by FroggyTheGremlim (Democrats: the political party of the undeadD)
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To: eCSMaster; EC Washington

been a tuff year for LSU fans losing legends hokie gajan; y.a. tittle; billy cannon passing not too long after mike VI (RIP)


7 posted on 05/27/2018 10:06:32 AM PDT by thinden
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To: Oldpuppymax

So the next guy says, “IQ 40.”

The robot puts on a Nebraska shirt and shouts, “Go Big Red!”


8 posted on 05/27/2018 10:20:27 AM PDT by jjotto ("Ya could look it up!")
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To: Oldpuppymax

The first time I heard the joke on that theme, the last question was “So, where in the Pentagon do you work?”.


9 posted on 05/27/2018 11:28:31 AM PDT by DuncanWaring (The Lord uses the good ones; the bad ones use the Lord.)
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To: Oldpuppymax

Ha!

Thanks for posting


10 posted on 05/27/2018 1:43:08 PM PDT by redinIllinois (Pro-life, accountant, gun-totin' Grandma - multi issue voter)
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To: Oldpuppymax

See, I don’t think this is funny, because it speaks to the genuine problem of automation and the loss of jobs to robotics.


11 posted on 05/27/2018 1:46:01 PM PDT by Lazamataz (What America needs is more Hogg control.)
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