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Dems Demand Free Abortions for Illegals [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 19 Nov 2017 | John Semmens

Posted on 11/21/2017 9:50:55 AM PST by John Semmens

Sen. Patty Murray (D-WA) and 15 other Democratic senators signed a letter to the Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) assailing a Trump Administration policy denying illegal unaccompanied minors access to abortion.

"Long ago the Supreme Court decreed that it is every woman's constitutional right to abort her unwanted child," the letter said. "The Administration's attempt to get around the Court's decree by asserting it doesn't apply to females in the country illegally is reprehensible. Their argument that providing free abortions to illegal immigrants would only encourage more illegal immigration is irrelevant. Providing a refuge for those seeking abortions outlawed in the Latin American tyrannies from which these women are escaping upholds the longstanding traditions of our country as a beacon of freedom."

Sen. Murray elaborated on the letter, insisting that "laws against using taxes to fund abortions are obviously unconstitutional. What good is a theoretical right to an abortion if you can't afford to pay for it? The whole point of an impoverished female coming to America to abort her unwanted child would be completely thwarted if the government can refuse to pay for it. In light of recent scientific findings showing that having children is harming the planet, it would be insane for us not to fund every possible abortion we can before it is too late."

In related news, another new constitutional right was recently announced by Army Chief of Staff Gen. Mark Milley who asserted that "the Constitution's 'pursuit of happiness' clause says that Army personnel have a constitutional right to change their gender and the government has an obligation to provide the medical and financial resources to see that this right is fulfilled."

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php/topic,291684.0.html


TOPICS: Government; Health/Medicine; Humor; Military/Veterans; Politics; Travel
KEYWORDS: abortion; army; democrats; illegals; satire; transsexuals

1 posted on 11/21/2017 9:50:55 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens
What is the purpose of FAKE NEWS????

Stop pushing this crap.

2 posted on 11/21/2017 9:52:58 AM PST by FatherofFive (Islam is EVIL and needs to be eradicated)
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To: John Semmens

We demand free vasectomies and tubal ligations for liberals!


3 posted on 11/21/2017 10:10:03 AM PST by JimRed ( TERM LIMITS, NOW! Build the Wall Faster! TRUTH is the new HATE SPEECH.)
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To: John Semmens

Quit lying. The truth about these freaks is bad enough.

Satire is dead ... find something else to do with your life.


4 posted on 11/21/2017 10:19:23 AM PST by NorthMountain (... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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To: John Semmens

illegals getting abortions? losing perfectly good anchors? hah!


5 posted on 11/21/2017 10:33:04 AM PST by z3n
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