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Hamas Bomb Maker Accidently Blows Himself Up
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| February 7, 2017
| Nick Kangadis
Posted on 02/07/2017 6:52:00 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
You know you have failed in your life’s work when that same work is the very thing that kills you.
A “bomb-maker” for the terrorist group Hamas has died after accidently blowing himself up on Sunday.
According to a news release from Hamas’ al-Qassam Brigade, Field Commander Muhammad Walid al-Quqa, blew himself up while he was “setting up” something that had to do with the device.
If you’re a terrorist and you accidently blow yourself up, do you only receive half the amount of virgins that you would normally receive for being a murderer?
The Israeli news organization Haaretz reported that al-Quqa was “Gaza explosives expert,” and that the bomb detonated inside a warehouse used for bomb-making.
Guess someone wasn’t that much of an “expert.”
Hamas is recognized by the U.S. as a foreign terrorist organization, according to the National Counterterrorism Center (NCTC).
TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; Religion
KEYWORDS: bloweduprealgood; gaza; haha; hamas; iloveahappyending
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
He’s on the Highway to Hell.
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posted on
02/07/2017 7:14:56 PM PST
by
Ciexyz
(Happy days are here again, with Trump/Pence!)
To: Farmer Dean
He blew his arms and legs off. Too bad!
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posted on
02/07/2017 7:15:07 PM PST
by
Dr. Bogus Pachysandra
(Don't touch that thing Don't let anybody touch that thing!I'm a Doctor and I won't touch that thing!)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Wile E. Coyote at it again.
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posted on
02/07/2017 7:17:23 PM PST
by
ChildOfThe60s
("If you can remember the 60s........you weren't really there")
To: Dr. Bogus Pachysandra
I’ll bet his torso wasn’t in real good shape either.It’s better if they blow themselves into hamburger,at least the birds get a nice meal then.
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posted on
02/07/2017 7:18:26 PM PST
by
Farmer Dean
(168 grains of instant conflict resolution)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
It's raining man, hallelujah, it's raining man, amen
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posted on
02/07/2017 7:18:47 PM PST
by
KarlInOhio
(a government contract becomes virtually a substitute for intellectual curiosity - Pres. Eisenhower)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
He should have taken his premature detonation pills.
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posted on
02/07/2017 7:20:43 PM PST
by
right way right
(May we remain sober over mere men, for God really is our one and only true hope.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
read the headline. trying to summon sadness over the loss of a human who was created in the image of God.
...
Still trying.
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It was a human at some point.
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posted on
02/07/2017 7:21:57 PM PST
by
Jemian
(War Eagle!)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
02/07/2017 7:26:45 PM PST
by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
To: Lurkinanloomin
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Should’ve worn his brown pants...
C
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posted on
02/07/2017 7:30:08 PM PST
by
Celtic Conservative
(CC: purveyor of cryptic, snarky posts since December, 2000..)
To: Farmer Dean
Coulda used him as a door mat!
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posted on
02/07/2017 7:30:17 PM PST
by
Dr. Bogus Pachysandra
(Don't touch that thing Don't let anybody touch that thing!I'm a Doctor and I won't touch that thing!)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
02/07/2017 7:43:29 PM PST
by
Dogbert41
(Jerusalem is the city of The Great King!)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Farm Report...
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posted on
02/07/2017 8:01:30 PM PST
by
mylife
(The roar of the masses could be farts)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
If you’re a terrorist and you accidently blow yourself up, do you only receive half the amount of virgins that you would normally receive for being a murderer?
The good news: you still get 72 virgins
The bad news: you spend eternity at a very small Star Trek convention
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posted on
02/07/2017 8:04:04 PM PST
by
Rastus
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I think that when they’re done with their training....they should have to prove that their vests really work.....
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posted on
02/07/2017 8:11:01 PM PST
by
terycarl
(COMMON SENSE PREVAILS OVER ALL)
To: Rastus
The bad news: you spend eternity at a very small Star Trek convention Nope...the bad news is that you have to live with the 72 virgins while wearing a CB6000....look it up...
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posted on
02/07/2017 8:38:41 PM PST
by
terycarl
(COMMON SENSE PREVAILS OVER ALL)
To: terycarl
Nope...the bad news is that you have to live with the 72 virgins while wearing a CB6000....look it up.It depends. If the 72 virgins look like Helen Thomas, wearing a CB6000, might be the best thing that ever happened to the chump.
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posted on
02/07/2017 9:07:44 PM PST
by
Mark17
(20 Years USAF ATCer, Retired. 25 years CDCR C/O, Retired)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
02/07/2017 9:20:02 PM PST
by
taxesareforever
(Islam is an ideology. It is NOT a religion.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Do they still get their virgins for ‘good-try’?
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posted on
02/07/2017 10:10:25 PM PST
by
jr3000
To: Dr. Bogus Pachysandra
I’ll bet he blew his balls off too. No need for any virgins in his case.
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