Assange Mocks Podesta [semi-satire]

Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 8 Jan 2017 | John Semmens

[John Semmens]

The Wikileaks publication of a raft of embarrassing emails hacked from Clinton Campaign Chairman John Podesta may have undermined Hillary's chances to be elected president. For his part, Podesta has complained loudly about presumed Russian involvement, claiming that "intelligence sources say only the Russians have the kind of sophisticated techniques required."

Julian Assange, founder of Wikileaks, refuted Podesta's claim saying that "a fourteen-year-old could've hacked Podesta's email account. His password was 'password.' His email could hardly have been less secure."

Podesta labeled Assange's assertion "grossly misleading. My password wasn't 'password.' It was 'passw0rd' with a zero. The chance that some non-state actor could've broken that code has to be extremely slim, maybe impossible."

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http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php/topic,242886.0.html

[Rightwing Conspiratr1]

It was actually ‘p@ssword’ which is nearly impossible for a 14 year old to break, because it involves holding the shift key down while simultaneously hitting ‘2’. This level of dexterity isn’t achieved until adulthood.

[Candor7]

Hundreds of Millions of dollars were spent by the Clinto Foundation and George Soros, from extranational sources to influence the US election and we are focused on bogus allegations of Russian hacking?

The Russians were not he spoilers, the Left were rejected by the people, all the money in the world would not get them elected.And now the left is being threatened with assassination by their own international donors...thus the bogus focus on “The Russians?”

Buahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

The real story here is the attempt to influence the US election by China, Saudi,and other International globalist donors such as Soros, who now can clearly be seem to have been fleeced by Obama/Clinton and the Clinton Foundation.

Jesse Helms will be taking a look at the Clinton Foundation, which is why the Dems have their shirts all tied up in knots about his confirmation, while jumping up and down like monkeys about Vladimir Putin.

[Lumper20]

This Russian hacking crap is an unbelievable fabrication by the left as the Russians damn sure fared well with the Clintons plus Obama, They got a US uranium mine, plus the latest in hi tech systems and software from us and they have taken our place in much of the world as the lone super power. The Clinton’s, starting with coed BCT in the army and the left have trashed our military with females in MOS’s they are not suitable for. These queers and lesbians are a morale problem plus a serious discipline problem. Imagine a homo BN CO in a rifle battalion meeting with his staff and company CO’s. I damn sure would not want a fag BN CO. There is no rationale reason that the Russians preferred Trump.

[Lumper20]

The political hacks running US Gov Agencies are unbelievable. I could not believe a Puerto Rican RN with an MSN from a Puerto Rican nursing school was made Director of a VA. Yes, he was given federal executive super grade status based on race.

[Fred Nerks]

Poor Podesta, his glory days are over, he’s ceased to be useful. Now he’ll have all the time in the world to attend performance art shows and eat cakes baked in the shape of maidens, drizzled in raspberry juice; and watch the witch from the Balkans write incantations on blank walls al la Alisteir Crowley.
And make up a new password. Podesta123 should do it.
It’s all too bizarre. That swamp needs draining sooooooo badly.
M.A.G.A.!!!

[Candor7]

LOL.

Podesta is absolutely so DONE.

Into the dust bin of history , you psychopomp!

Go away , eat your cake and chut ub!

[buffyt]

Stick a fork in him, he’s done!

[jim_trent]

He should have gone with 12345.

[Liz]

After she lost, Hillary's campaign chair, John Podesta, was horse-whipped into action.
Podesta came charging out of the gate like Greased Lightning, galloping at breakneck speed
sweating it out, desperate to make Hillary look like a "victim."

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John Podesta Op-Ed: Washington Post post-election op-ed / FR POSTED by by ColdOne

PODESTA: The more we learn about the Russian plot to sabotage Hillary Clinton’s campaign and elect Donald Trump, and the failure of the FBI to adequately respond, the more shocking it gets. The former acting director of the CIA has called the Russian cyberattack “the political equivalent of 9/11.” Just as after the real 9/11, we need a robust, independent investigation into what went wrong inside the government and how to better protect our country in the future.

As the former chair of the Clinton campaign and a direct target of Russian hacking, I understand just how serious this is. So I was surprised to read in the New York Times that when the FBI discovered the Russian attack in September 2015, it failed to (Excerpt) Read more at washingtonpost.com ...

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WikiLeaks: Tax Form Reveals Hillary's campaign chair, John Podesta, Continued Ties to Russian Energy Company After Claiming He Divested

LINK http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/10/31/wikileaks-tax- form-reveals-john-podesta-continued-ties-to-russian-energy-company-after- claiming-he-divested/

PODESTA'S LUCRATIVE RUSSIAN CONNECTIONS--- A leaked Jan. 3, 2014 document shows that Podesta transferred more than 25,000 of 75,000 shares of Joule Technologies---a Russian-connected firm---to Leonidio Holdings LLC. Leonidio Holdings, LLC, is listed w/ an address at his daughter's Megan Rouse’s Shannon Court home in Dublin, California. Rouse operates Megan Rouse Financial Planning from that same address.

The inference is to money laundering, perhaps tax evasion. Suggests that Megan Rouse's father, John Podesta, hid stocks connected to Russia. Documents show that Podesta received 75,000 shares of Joule Unlimited Technologies......an outfit which was linked to alleged money laundering by the Russian government, according to media reports.

The Center for American Progress (CAP) was started in 2003 by John Podesta, Bill Clinton's onetime Chief of Staff; Podesta led Obama’s presidential transition team after 2008 and was Hillary’s 2016 campaign manager.

Podesta’s CRONY relationship with the Clintons goes back to 1970.

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Hillary, Soros, Podesta and the rest are idiots. That's not the Russians fault. The fools needed something to make Hillary look like a victim. The Russians are a handy bete noir.

And besides, saving his wealth, his govt perks, privileges and multiple paychecks was a powerful motivator for Podesta.

[rwoodward]

Posesta the child Molesta

[Liz]

ROTFLOL.....THAT is HYSTERICALLY FUNNY.....KUDOS.

[Liz]

LITTLE KNOWN FACT: Podesta wears adult diapers; nailing the votes for Hillary left him no time to use the john.

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Journalists Dined at Top Clinton Staffers' Homes Days Before Hillary's announcement of her candidacy
Wikileaks via Breitbart ^ | October 17 2016 | Ezra Dulis / FR Posted by grey_whiskers

Several top journalists and TV news anchors RSVPed “yes” to attend a private, off--record gathering at the New York home of Joel Benenson, the chief campaign strategist for Hillary Clinton, two days before she announced her candidacy in 2015, according to emails Wikileaks published from John Podesta’s accounts.

The guest list for an earlier event at the home of John Podesta was limited to reporters who were expected to cover Clinton on the campaign trail. --snip--

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More proof of the media's incestuous relationship w/ the Clintons. All of 'em figured they were setting up the Republican candidate for the kill. Too bad they missed the target....ROTFLOL.

[fungoking]

Podesta was also shocked to learn that he WON’T be getting millions of dollars from that Nigerian prince that emailed him out of the blue.

[Vaduz]

Claiming that “intelligence sources say only the Russians have the kind of sophisticated techniques required.

So now Podesta is an expert on hackers too trying to cover up his mistakes on less.