Hillaryous: FReepers Flame Clinton's "Stronger Together" Book with Brilliant Satire

Amazon Book Review Comments ^ | 9/20/2016 | Amazon Reviewers

[poconopundit]

A couple weeks ago, Hillary and her walking Cane published a book entitled "Stronger Together"

And it looks like a bunch of FReepers descended on Amazon to flame the new book.

Sales of the book are not going well. Apparently the two week old book's price was recently lowered by 39%. But low sales hasn't stopped people from commenting. As this moment, there are an incredible 1,174 comments on the book! And 80% of those reviews are one-star ratings.

Some of the satire in these comments is a hoot:

• 1.0 out of 5 stars
  The Art of the Shakedown by Hill and Tim
  I bought this thinking it would be a how-to book. I wanted "How to set up your own Foundation for fun and profit." ...
  
  

• 1.0 out of 5 stars
  One Star
  This could be the first "book" in history to have more reviews on amazon than actual sales — bwwwwaaaahAAHA lol
  
  

• 1.0 out of 5 stars
  Reviewer was assassinated by Hillary Rodham Clinton
  
  

• 1.0 out of 5 stars
  Health Warning!
  Pre-ordered an autographed copy but had to return it after this week's announcement as I was worried it was contaminated with pneumonia bacteria.
  
  

• 1.0 out of 5 stars
  Sadly had to one star it for lack of content
  Imagine my dismay when key parts of her life were omitted, would have made for far better reading if she had included all of the below starting with flunking the D.C. Bar Exam to:
  — Was removed from her House Judiciary Committee staffer job because of incompetence and lying.
  — The Whitewater scandal.
  — Married a serial liar and cheater, who occasionally had sexual encounters with nonconsenting partners.
  
  

• 1.0 out of 5 stars
  Unbelievable turn of events
  I was going to read this book.....I really was. But just as I got started, I found myself under sniper fire, passed out, and fell and hit my head. After that I got double vision and had to wear glasses that were so damn thick I couldn't even see to read.
  
  

Hey Freepers, what do you think? I say a rating of comments would be fun to see sometimes here on Free Republic.

[SaveFerris]

Hillary’s devotees are having a hard time dealing with the reality of her downfall.

Her lies ain’t selling and they’re crying.

I’m laughing.

[little jeremiah]

Best Election Ever! And FUNNIEST....

[Chode]

•1.0 out of 5 stars, and that's only because the scale doesn't go any lower...

[SaveFerris]

BTW, my comment at Amazon is at the link in 53:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/bloggers/3471375/posts?page=53#53

[Osage Orange]

I burst out laughing...over and over again!! Very funny....

[JustaCowgirl]

I gave you a Yes vote, SaveFerris. Boy, the Hillarybots are getting mighty chippy on that thread! Amazingly, Amazon is deleting the nastiest ones. There are also some amazingly funny responses on it, which the Hillarybots can’t stand, of course.

[Cboldt]

There is also a review on Washington Post. Find it. You will not be disappointed.

[JustaCowgirl]

meltdown is right, the lib heads are exploding over the funny truths about their best girl.

[Ditter]

The last review is hilarious!

[Chode]

100%

[uncitizen]

She looks like the little girl in that movie “The Bad Seed”. Seriously.

[Chickensoup]

62 of 64 people found the following review helpful

1.0 out of 5 stars Peel Me a Grape, Gilbert!, September 17, 2016

By

Chickensoup

This review is from: Stronger Together (Paperback)

I was going to read this book but instead called my personal assistants and my foundation employees, from my fabulously wealthy foundation, 100 BILLION at last count, which is funded payola by the backroom deals that my husband and I make with strongmen and corporations world-wide, and had them read it for me....while carrying me places...on their backs. and they are grateful!

So peon, you will have to read this missive from the corrupt all by yourself and help fund this grasping, money-hungry, power-mad, would-be despot’s bid to take down what was once a free republic of the people, for the people, and by the people.

Hark! I hear music in the background:
Do you hear the people sing
Singing the song of angry men
It is the music of a people
Who will not be slaves again
When the beating of your heart
Echoes the beating of the drums
There is a life about to start
When tomorrow comes...

[poconopundit]

Why you're simply Deplorable!

Good job, Chickensoup.

[SaveFerris]

Thanks!!!!

[SaveFerris]

Thank you!!!

[Fresh Wind]

Schlong Her Together!

[SaveFerris]

A non-prophecy ping. I made a comment at Amazon about Hillary’s lackluster book of scams. FWIW

[CyberAnt]

Ooooops! One boo-boo .. it was “snipper fire” .. not sniper fire ..!!!

[M Kehoe]

Bttt.

5.56mm

[SaveFerris]

I must have hit a nerve. Amazon deleted my comment - it had at least 35 positives.

Hmmmm........