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Man tries to steal AK-47 by stuffing it in his pants
Cal Sportsman ^ | 6/23/2016 | C Bailey

Posted on 06/23/2016 8:54:07 AM PDT by w1n1

A man named Marlon Paul Alarez goes into a Florida pawn shop in broad daylight and attempts to steal an AK-47 by stuffing it down his pants. Not exactly smart by any standards. This was captured by the store CCTV camera.

In the video, you can hear the judge run through his dumb plan and question the young man’s efforts. This is a prime of example of how far criminals and murderers will go to get their hands on weapons. Taking guns away from responsible citizens to protect themselves will only cause more harm to our society and the people who live in it.

This story seems silly and we crack jokes at the manner of which he attempted to steal the weapon, but gun theft is a big issue to our law enforcement. See the video here.


TOPICS: Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: ak47; banglist; guns; theft

1 posted on 06/23/2016 8:54:07 AM PDT by w1n1
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To: w1n1

Is that an AK 47 in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

CC


2 posted on 06/23/2016 8:57:58 AM PDT by Celtic Conservative (CC: purveyor of cryptic, snarky posts since December, 2000..)
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To: w1n1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tQlw7hl_eY
3 posted on 06/23/2016 8:58:25 AM PDT by Yo-Yo (Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
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To: w1n1

It’s not an AK-47.


4 posted on 06/23/2016 8:58:46 AM PDT by MeganC (The Republic of The United States of America: 7/4/1776 to 6/26/2015 R.I.P.)
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To: All

Is that an AK-47 in your pants? Or, are you just happy to see me?


5 posted on 06/23/2016 8:59:03 AM PDT by outhousepatrol
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To: w1n1

Since gun law reform in stalled in Congress, I call for the next best thing. I call for the regulation of pants.

No one should be able to buy a pair of pants in which a rifle could be hidden.


6 posted on 06/23/2016 9:04:03 AM PDT by Leaning Right (Why am I holding this lantern? I am looking for the next Reagan.)
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To: w1n1

...but gun theft is a big issue to our law enforcement...

No it’s not! Like any other theft it’s not on their agenda!


7 posted on 06/23/2016 9:06:13 AM PDT by Harpotoo
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To: w1n1

Maybe he thinks Florida isn’t open carry?


8 posted on 06/23/2016 9:10:59 AM PDT by Flick Lives (One should not attend even the end of the world without a good breakfast. -- Heinlein)
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To: w1n1

Worth a try, I suppose.


9 posted on 06/23/2016 9:13:08 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: outhousepatrol

LOL. Yep, what about that big bulge in the pants, what’s going on there???


10 posted on 06/23/2016 9:15:20 AM PDT by Dilbert San Diego
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To: w1n1

You cannot buy an AK-47 at a gun shop. The “A” in AK stands for automatic. Automatic weapons cannot be purchased by the general public.

Now that I got that out of my system, that firearm he is attempting to put in his pants, doesn’t even resemble an AK.


11 posted on 06/23/2016 9:27:03 AM PDT by PJammers (Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?)
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To: Harpotoo
Actually gun theft is a big issue for LE - just not the way most think:

Unaccounted For: Hundreds of Guns Lost or Stolen From Bay Area Police Agencies Since 2010

http://www.nbcbayarea.com/investigations/Unaccounted-For-Hundreds-of-Guns-Lost-or-Stolen-From-Bay-Area-Police-Agencies-Since-2010-350768311.html

12 posted on 06/23/2016 9:30:05 AM PDT by ChildOfThe60s (If you can remember the 60s, you weren't really there....)
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To: w1n1

+8 points for effort, -8 points for intelligence.
The defendant enters the penal system with 0 points.


13 posted on 06/23/2016 9:45:01 AM PDT by TigersEye (This is the age of the death of reason and rule of law. Prepare!)
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To: Celtic Conservative

Darn. I wanted to be in with the first ITAAK47IYPOAYJHTSM reference!


14 posted on 06/23/2016 10:05:12 AM PDT by rlmorel (Orwell described Liberals when he wrote of those who "repudiate morality while laying claim to it.")
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To: PJammers

Sorry, I usually roll my eyes at uninformed comments but this is just too much. The “A” in AK-47 is for “Anton” the first name of the Russian designer, Anton Kalishnikof. Care to guess what the “K” stands for? Also, I hope you don’t think that “AR” stands for assault rifle too, instead of being the first 2 letters of the name of the company Armalite that uses it as the first 2 lets in the nominclature of all their weapons. Lastly, I bought my AK-47 at my local gunshot and they have dozens on the shelf if you are interested. But you might want to take someone with you that knows something about guns if you go.


15 posted on 06/23/2016 10:17:56 AM PDT by TonyM
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To: PJammers

Also, “automatic” weapons CAN be purchased by the public. I have a friend who paid $16,000.00 for a M-16 a couple years ago. The are very expensive and you have to file paperwork and pay $200 for a stamp from the ATF before the seller can allow you to take possession of it. It took about 9 months for my friend to get the stamp back then but I heard the are taking about half as long now.


16 posted on 06/23/2016 10:23:37 AM PDT by TonyM
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To: MeganC

It could be one of those super scary AR-47 Durbin guns.


17 posted on 06/23/2016 10:31:57 AM PDT by ViLaLuz (2 Chronicles 7:14)
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To: TonyM

Is Anton Mikhail’s cousin or something? Avtomat Kalashnikova. AK.


18 posted on 06/23/2016 10:36:35 AM PDT by real saxophonist ( YouTube + Twitter + Facebook = YouTwitFace.com)
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To: TonyM

Automat Kalishnakov 1947. Google is your friend sir. And I said General Public. Good luck getting one even if you jump through the hoops to get a select fire weaponstation permit.


19 posted on 06/23/2016 1:29:23 PM PDT by PJammers (Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?)
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