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DUmmie FUnnies 06-07-09 (D Minus 9 To Bernie Ban Day)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 7, 2016 | Dummies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 06/07/2016 10:39:28 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

CALL IT SKINNER! CALL IT!!! Such are the cries today, nine days before the official Bernie Ban Day set for June 16. So why the urgent demand from the Brock-paid Hillary trolls? Because last night the Associated Press declared Hillary the "presumptive nominee" despite the fact that the Superdelegates don't vote until after the convention opens in late July. The Hillary celebrations by her Brock-paid trolls reminds me of a football player on the 10 yard line spiking the football and doing a touchdown victory dance yards short of the goal line. Meanwhile the Great Migration, soon to be the Great Stampede, out of DUmmieland has accelerated to one DUmmie leaving for the Jackals every 5 minutes or about 300 per day. Yes, Skinner selling his soul for Clinton Cash is leading to DUmmiedämmerung, the Twilight of the DUmmies. All that DUmmieland will have left after June 16 will be Brock-paid Hillary trolls and they will split once their paychecks from David Brock dries up.

First let us watch the Brock-paid Hillary trolls demand that Skinner "CALL IT!!!" followed by disgusted Sandernista reaction to the Presumptive Indictee (check Twitter for hashtag #PresumptiveIndictee). First we will see the Brock-paid Hillary trolls gloating in CALL IT, SKINNER!!!!!! in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering if greedy green would be the most appropriate color for their Brock-purchased gloats, in in the [brackets]:

CALL IT, SKINNER!!!!!!

[Yes, CALL IT, SKINNER!!!!!!! We purchased your loyalty fair and square so start your Bernie Ban 9 days ahead of time.]

Seriously, step up to the bar and call your poison...

[Skinner will feel like swallowing that poison in a few weeks when he sees what a ghost town DUmmieland has become.]

I welcome all to fight for the Democratic nominee.

[Soon to be Democrat indictee.]

Time to unite against tRump. And leave those who cannot accept defeat gracefully to wallow in their self pity.

[While the Brock-paid Hillary trolls wallow in their Clinton Cash.]

Yes, pleeaase call it! Sanders supporters need to move to a new phase.

[Actually they are moving to a new blog, jackpineradicals.org aka Jackals.]

As a Hillary supporter I can wait until after tomorrow

[Is that when Hillary is indicted or is it when your David Brock paycheck for trolling services is deposited?]

We've got an entire week...after all, isn't the Indictment coming down?

[Perhaps. Check #PresumptiveIndictee.]

Just 24 more business hours!

[LOL! Hillary Clinton will be nominated in just 24 more business hours.]

Skinner is many things. Stupid is not among them.

[Really? Then what do you call getting into a situation where online FEC documents easily trace the Clinton Cash payments to him? The applicable word is most definitely STUPID.]

I think Skinner is aware of how many posters and how much money he'll lose when he "calls it".

[I'm estimating 90% of the DUmmies who are not Brock-paid Hillary trolls. And now another Sandernista FAREWELL to DUmmieland in a flood of such exits...]

Official "Goodbye DU" post

[Yet another Sandernista who can't abide Skinner's Clinton Cash Corruption along with the Brock-paid Hillary trolls flooding DUmmieland.]

Official "Goodbye DU" post. I was going to wait till the 15th, but it is clear that the wolves are howling at the door and the DU I knew will be pretty much toast after tomorrow, regardless of the results in CA. Better to just start settling into a new home now (that would be JPR of course).

[Goodby DUmmies, Hello Jackals.]

I wonder if Skinner is prepared for the declining revenue stream happening soon.

[He is hoping the Clinton Cash will tide him over until his wife can get a high-paid, low-work position in a Hillary administration.]

thanks for letting the most abusive stalkers loose on all of us

[Are those Brock-paid abusive stalkers earning $15 per hour minimum wage?]

As far as the money stream, I don't think Skinner needs it. If he did, all he would have to do is get the hundreds of new recently joining Clinton supporters to pay up. Although, I have a hunch they will be gone also.

[You actually expect the Brock-paid Hillary trolls to kick in a few bucks?]

I too will make my exit, without a final word. Knowing that I will see you and many others at JPR is a positive thought. Moving can be difficult but sometimes you find you like your new place over what you left behind.

[After the June 16 Bernie Ban day, DUmmieland will be almost entirely composed of Brock-paid Hillary trolls. And those will soon be gone once their paychecks stop.]

Yeah, I'm just about done with this cesspit.

[If you haven't already done it, don't forget to leave Skinner with your personal info on the way out so he can sell that with his mailing lists.]

I've decided I'm going to go out with a bang. I may do it tomorrow. I won't say how, except it will be worth watching.

[Will you be posting links to FEC documents listing the many Clinton Cash payments to Shelly Moskwa?]



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: berniesanders; dummies; hillarytrolls; skinner
Check hashtag #PresumptiveIndictee on Twitter.
1 posted on 06/07/2016 10:39:28 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix

Okay, I know I screwed up the date on the title.


2 posted on 06/07/2016 10:40:21 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Tell It, Skinner, about your Clinton Cash Payoff Money)
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


3 posted on 06/07/2016 10:41:30 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Tell It, Skinner, about your Clinton Cash Payoff Money)
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To: PJ-Comix

TOP TEN!!!!!!


4 posted on 06/07/2016 10:49:20 AM PDT by Mercat (Boredom is a problem on the inside. And happiness, too, is an inside job.)
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To: Mercat

5?


5 posted on 06/07/2016 10:51:48 AM PDT by freedumb2003 (Don't mistake my silence for ignorance, my calmness for acceptance, or my kindness for weakness)
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To: PJ-Comix

You’re gonna have to start calling this the JAckal FUnnies soon... RIP DU


6 posted on 06/07/2016 10:54:15 AM PDT by mowowie (`)
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To: PJ-Comix
Dummiedammerung! It'll all be over when the fat lady sings!


7 posted on 06/07/2016 11:00:55 AM PDT by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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To: PJ-Comix

So, if DU drys up, gonna start trolling this JPR (whatever that is) for new material?


8 posted on 06/07/2016 11:30:27 AM PDT by doorgunner69
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To: Mercat

Fun


9 posted on 06/07/2016 11:41:15 AM PDT by stocksthatgoup (Don't argue with a Liberal. Ask him simple questions and listen to him stutter)
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To: PJ-Comix
:: I too will make my exit, without a final word ::

Here is what THAT looks like...


10 posted on 06/07/2016 12:17:18 PM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations: The acronym defines the science.)
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To: doorgunner69

I’d recommend that any FReeper with extra time on his/her hands sign up at the JPR site and either troll them hard or maybe create an account that can be accessed at a later date for messing with their heads.

I think I’ll sign up tonight.


11 posted on 06/07/2016 12:21:08 PM PDT by Two Kids' Dad (((( ))))
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To: Two Kids' Dad

So, what site is this JPR?


12 posted on 06/07/2016 12:30:57 PM PDT by doorgunner69
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To: PJ-Comix
Don't use numbered days; just refer to it as Day of the Jackals.
13 posted on 06/07/2016 2:07:18 PM PDT by FredZarguna (And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, slouches towards Fifth Avenue to be Born?)
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To: doorgunner69

From the thread:

[Actually they are moving to a new blog, jackpineradicals.org aka Jackals.]


14 posted on 06/07/2016 2:15:56 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: PJ-Comix

The gift that keeps on giving!!


15 posted on 06/07/2016 2:24:54 PM PDT by Spirit of Liberty (The Cheater and the Eater got their asses beat by the Tweeter!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Just 24 more business hours!

Lousy FReeper Troll?

16 posted on 06/07/2016 5:16:26 PM PDT by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: PJ-Comix

“DUmmiedämmerung”
Sir, your mirth had exceeded itself! Choking on my own laughing disbelief, I bow to your comedic genius!!
Certainly there is room for a reference to “Diebold Ex Machina”? Yes?


17 posted on 06/07/2016 9:58:26 PM PDT by Ignatz (Winner of a prestigious 1960 Y-chromosome award!)
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To: Two Kids' Dad

Good idea! My plan is to pose as a Hillary supporter and do nothing but berate and insult Bernie voters in an attempt to further alienate them and prevent party unity. My everyday theme will revolve around “thank god crazy Bernie isn’t the nominee”.


18 posted on 06/08/2016 7:13:03 AM PDT by JerseyDvl (#NeverHillary)
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