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Environmentalist college students in CA marry the ocean. ...And then they consummate their nuptials.
Canada Free Press ^ | 05/29/16 | Robert Laurie

Posted on 05/29/2016 8:06:01 AM PDT by Sean_Anthony

Point and laugh at the crazy people.

The age-old stereotype of the tree-hugging hippie has been taken to new heights by students at Santa Monica College. “Hugging” may be fine for beginners, but there’s a new breed of environmentalist nutjob that demands hotter, heavier, action from their Earth-partner. They want to get married, and they want their wedding night to burst with all the raw power and eroticism of a Gustav Klimt drawing.

Yes, you read that right. These students married the Earth ...and then had their way with it.


TOPICS: Outdoors; Politics; Society; Weather
KEYWORDS: consummate; environmentalist; marryocean; nuptials
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1 posted on 05/29/2016 8:06:02 AM PDT by Sean_Anthony
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Insanity is now proclaimed as normal. I wish it was still the 50s.


2 posted on 05/29/2016 8:09:13 AM PDT by ilovesarah2012
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To: Sean_Anthony

Since the Earth can’t give consent,it sounds like rape to me


3 posted on 05/29/2016 8:10:44 AM PDT by Donglalinger
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4 posted on 05/29/2016 8:11:49 AM PDT by Bratch
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To: Sean_Anthony

Love is a danger
Of a different kind
To take you away
And leave you far behind
And love love love
Is a dangerous drug
You have to receive it
And you still can’t
Get enough of the stuff
It’s savage and it’s cruel
And it shines like destruction
Comes in like the flood
And it seems like religion
It’s noble and it’s brutal
It distorts and deranges
And it wrenches you up
And you’re left like a zombie


5 posted on 05/29/2016 8:12:45 AM PDT by Zeneta
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To: Sean_Anthony

Is insanity being taught in colleges?


6 posted on 05/29/2016 8:16:27 AM PDT by I want the USA back (The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those who speak it. Orwell.)
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To: Zeneta

Annie L.
Love it


7 posted on 05/29/2016 8:18:03 AM PDT by CGASMIA68
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To: Sean_Anthony

It used to be that the mentally ill were hospitalized and treated. In today’s LIB World, they are praised and catered-to.


8 posted on 05/29/2016 8:18:23 AM PDT by hal ogen (First Amendment or Reeducation Camp?.)
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To: Sean_Anthony

They’re all wet.


9 posted on 05/29/2016 8:18:28 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: hal ogen

These lunatics give credence to your remarks


10 posted on 05/29/2016 8:21:26 AM PDT by CGASMIA68
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To: ilovesarah2012

Lost in the 50s Tonight


11 posted on 05/29/2016 8:21:45 AM PDT by A_Former_Democrat (#BoycottTarget #BoycottRoss Women & children hurt the most)
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Did anyone watch the short video at the site???

There are some really, really strange people living in the USA....


12 posted on 05/29/2016 8:24:48 AM PDT by JBW1949 (I'm really PC....PATRIOTICALLY CORRECT!!!!)
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To: Donglalinger

Exactly. I hope they have a signed consent forms as I have heard that is the way it is done in California colleges. Just because the ocean “waved” doesn’t mean YES.

http://www.npr.org/2014/09/29/352385534/calif-assault-law-requires-college-students-to-give-consent-before-sex


13 posted on 05/29/2016 8:25:00 AM PDT by Zack Attack
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Having married the ocean, Eco-Sexuals will now have unfettered access to public and private swimming pools. When they knock at your door insisting they are “lonely” and needing “quality time” with their “betrothed”, do not turn them away. Lawyers and government enforcers will make you pay!
14 posted on 05/29/2016 8:30:37 AM PDT by Awgie (Progressives should be called RE-GRESSIVES!)
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The future politicians and G-d forbid, leaders.


15 posted on 05/29/2016 8:31:31 AM PDT by SkyDancer ("They Say That Nobody's Perfect But Yet Here I Am")
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To: Sean_Anthony

Someone told them to go pound sand, they took it literally.


16 posted on 05/29/2016 8:33:59 AM PDT by going hot (Happiness is a Momma deuce)
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Nature doesn’t care whether you live or die. Oceans will kill you within minutes. The outdoors can kill you in the most painful ways possible without feeling any compassion. We fight nature by building homes and modern conveniences so that we can live. Nature worship is silly.


17 posted on 05/29/2016 8:34:38 AM PDT by ArcadeQuarters ("Immigration Reform" is ballot stuffing)
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from the article:
One attendee of the event—who identified herself only as “Serenity”—spoke about the importance of gaining consent from the earth before proceeding with a physical relationship.

“Back when I would hug trees in Santa Cruz, I would sort of ask the tree if it was okay if I hugged it and I would feel their spirit or energy or something give a response back, and then proceed accordingly,” she told The Corsair. “Consent is definitely important. Do you think the Earth would consent to fracking and pollution? Probably not”.


18 posted on 05/29/2016 8:35:08 AM PDT by heterosupremacist ("Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God." Thomas Jefferson)
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To: JBW1949

These snowflakes have lived too easy a life for too long and it has rendered them batsh*t crazy. They need some real hardship in their lives to ground them to reality.


19 posted on 05/29/2016 8:36:40 AM PDT by Scott from the Left Coast
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....
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...ewwwwwwwwwww...


20 posted on 05/29/2016 8:37:37 AM PDT by Luircin (Stomp Hillary, build wall, stop Islam. Any of the above are good reasons to vote. Trump 2016)
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