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Transgender woman sues government to force installation of urinals in womens bathrooms (Satire)
American Irony ^ | 4-20-16 | The Looking Spoon

Posted on 04/20/2016 10:46:37 AM PDT by The Looking Spoon

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Citing "genitalia discrimination," a transgender woman is suing the government to write regulation requiring the installation of urinals in women's bathrooms.

"I want to have the right to use the bathroom for the gender I identify with," said the woman who asked to go by the name Venus.

"It's really very simple. I may or may not go through with the operation. If I choose not to I shouldn't have to spent the rest of my life feeling like bathrooms can't be a safe space for me because I have to sit down when I could just whip it out and then be on my way."

Addressing concerns that it might make other women uncomfortable Venus continued, "Do handicapped parking spaces make them feel uncomfortable too? Sure, we all want the closer spot, but they have special circumstances that call on us to make their lives easier. I'm just saying some transgender women should have the same consideration. It wouldn't be that hard, just take out the tampon dispenser and put one there"

When asked why she couldn't just urinate while standing in one of the stalls Venus replied, "That's the type of transphobic bull***t I've been fighting against my entire life. If you got it, flaunt it. Don't put it in a cage, and don't make it wait in line at the club with all the other ladies waiting to use a stall. I just want to get in and out, because time is money and my drinks don't buy themselves. Drunk, imperceptive men do."

Attorneys for Transgender Humans United for Gender Silliness (THUGS) has taken on Venus's case pro bono. A source from the government speaking under condition of anonymity said the government would be willing to make the accommodation if there could be accompanying regulation that required one stall in the mens room to be for sitting only.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: bathrooms; genderiddisorder; homosexualagenda; lawsuit; satire; transgender; unisex
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To: The Looking Spoon

Wait until the feds decide that they are going to mandate that every small business must install enough bathrooms to accommodate the need for all the 57 different sex-types.


41 posted on 04/20/2016 11:48:47 AM PDT by Slyfox (When someone tells it like it is, is it the truth?)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Of course this was going to happen.

And here is the prediction for the future: a woman suing to marry her male goat. The argument the perverts have made as to why a guy cannot marry a goat is because the relationship lacks consent. Well, it the male goat comes on to the female human, it has clearly given consent. Next step is for a male to sue to have the same rights as a female. If she can marry a goat, how can they deny a man?


42 posted on 04/20/2016 11:49:19 AM PDT by doug from upland
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To: The Looking Spoon

Given that the majority of “transgenders” don’t go through with the surgery (and therefore have penises) AND most of them are men who think they are women, the demand to have urinals or similar arrangements in a “women’s” bathroom isn’t satire.


43 posted on 04/20/2016 1:50:14 PM PDT by tbw2
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To: areukiddingme1

This already happened with a mentally ill young man who said he was a girl. They installed changing stalls with curtains so that he could use the girls’ changing room, and the girls could use it if they wanted as well.
The rule was that he’d have to change behind the curtain so girls wouldn’t see his penis.
He sued, saying that was unacceptable. To be considered a girl, he had to be naked AMONG the girls. His so called right to acceptance trumped their right to privacy.


44 posted on 04/20/2016 1:53:03 PM PDT by tbw2
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To: The Looking Spoon
here ya go sweetheart

45 posted on 04/20/2016 5:51:34 PM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -w- NO Pity for the LAZY - Luke, 22:36)
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To: PreciousLiberty

Will do from now on.


46 posted on 04/20/2016 7:17:21 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon
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