...and they will be voting without IDs.
Posted on 10/08/2015 9:21:03 PM PDT by jonatron
Fearing that her popularity among young voters has fallen to a critically low point, presidential candidate Hillary Clinton has adopted a so-called “gothic” look to appeal to millennials whom her advisors describe as suffering from angst and alienation.
“We were hemorrhaging support to that [expletive] hippie Bernie Sanders, so we put drab ol’ Hillary in front of a mirror and asked ourselves some really tough questions, like if her style really speaks to today’s disaffected youth,” said David Gibbons, a longtime Clinton strategist who, as a high school student in the early 1990s, wore only black and went by the name Raven.
Clinton showcased her new look at an event in Iowa on Wednesday, speaking at a 4-H club while dressed in an Edwardian corset, a lacy black dress, knee-high studded boots and a variety of occult jewelry.
“Look around, my fellow Americans, and you’ll see that everything is in a state of decay,” Clinton said. “The only certainty in life is death, and it is death we must espouse if we are to live fully.”
(Excerpt) Read more at dandygoat.com ...
Can you picture Ringo telling John: "Yoko looks like a dude!"
Finally! Satire that is (for the moment) recognizable as such.
It does look good ... or at least, appropriate ... on her.
Clinton said. “The only certainty in life is death, and it is death we must espouse if we are to live fully.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fgcd1ghag5Y
Personally, I think it’s a good look for her.
:)
Well, she looks more feminine at least. There’s that.
“Dude, Yoko looks like a dude!”
But when she sings she sounds like a mosquito.
Absolutely. I think the pic is a riot.
Nevertheless, FReepers shouldn't have to go offsite and contribute page-hits to a blog, just to see a cute photoshop that could easily have been included in the thread teaser. The fact that it was posted as a click-bait teaser in "News" is annoying, given that blog posts are supposed to be in the "Bloggers" section. So I figured I'd help enlighten the OP, who really should have known better, being here since 2000.
Note that I also read a bunch of the blog and find it quite entertaining. http://dandygoat.com/about-the-dandy-goat. They got their page hit from me (actually quite a few as I browsed the site). Anyone interested beyond the funny graphic should check it out.
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