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Attention Citizens of the Earth:

Buh-Bye

1 posted on 07/30/2015 7:28:59 AM PDT by PROCON
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This is an Emergency Alert from NASA.

Of course, we know you’re all off having sex, and nobody is listening....


2 posted on 07/30/2015 7:29:58 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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Eventually some solon will realize that more taxes will remedy this.


3 posted on 07/30/2015 7:31:01 AM PDT by DBrow
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But the consensus of scientist on global warming states that the sun has very little influence on the earth. It is primarily a human-caused phenomenon. This is what we are told.


4 posted on 07/30/2015 7:32:38 AM PDT by Zuben Elgenubi (NOPe to GOPe)
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If the sun explodes, I don’t think a warning will be benificial.


5 posted on 07/30/2015 7:32:50 AM PDT by Husker24
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A 12 hour notice would be great... I’m more worried about an EMP blast with no warning...


6 posted on 07/30/2015 7:33:00 AM PDT by TexasGunLover ("Either you're with us or you're with the terrorists."-- President George W. Bush)
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Reminds me of the movie ‘Knowing’.


7 posted on 07/30/2015 7:33:30 AM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear (I'm fed up.)
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We're all goin'na die!

Better have your Eternal Insurance Policy ready.

8 posted on 07/30/2015 7:33:39 AM PDT by CptnObvious
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Please hit Mosul or Detroit.


9 posted on 07/30/2015 7:37:26 AM PDT by Impy (They pull a knife, you pull a gun. That's the CHICAGO WAY, and that's how you beat the rats!)
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IIRC the last really big flare was back in the 1859. There was a CME in 2012 that missed Earth. The sun has be getting quieter lately.
10 posted on 07/30/2015 7:37:43 AM PDT by SubMareener (Save us from Quarterly Freepathons! Become a MONTHLY DONOR!)
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You better put all of your money into lottery tickets so to win and take that world tour FAST.


11 posted on 07/30/2015 7:39:21 AM PDT by jetson (Can I catch you a delicious bass...)
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Where's that OMG ONOZ graphic?

12 posted on 07/30/2015 7:40:13 AM PDT by BitWielder1 (I'd rather have Unequal Wealth than Equal Poverty.)
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12 hours is a hell of a lot better than what we got with the Kenyan and Hanoi Boi’s “Iran Nuke Deal”.


13 posted on 07/30/2015 7:41:25 AM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (America Matters!)
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That's OK - I can get really drunk in 12 hours.

Maybe twice.

14 posted on 07/30/2015 7:41:34 AM PDT by grobdriver (Where is Wilson Blair when you need him?)
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Meatloaf’s prayers have been answered. It is the end of time.


16 posted on 07/30/2015 7:44:53 AM PDT by dfwgator
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If it’s really massive, there is nothing anyone can do.

It would be 12 hours of endless media hype. “Stay tuned for the latest about the end of the world.” “Latest photos on CNN.” “Pope says poor affected most.”


17 posted on 07/30/2015 7:46:20 AM PDT by I want the USA back (Media: completely irresponsible. Complicit in the destruction of this country)
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If the sun has a TRULY massive explosion, we’ll have about eight minutes to prepare. I recommend prayer.


20 posted on 07/30/2015 7:54:07 AM PDT by Dr. Sivana (There is no salvation in politics)
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Not to worry.

The Obamessiah will wave his hands, stop the electromagnetic storm in its tracks, and save the earth.


22 posted on 07/30/2015 8:07:30 AM PDT by Arm_Bears (Biology is biology. Everything else is imagination.)
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The Far Side The Sun photo:  178_zps9709e440.jpg
27 posted on 07/30/2015 9:05:08 AM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
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Maybe we should hire this kid.

https://youtu.be/z_zHyxL4pdk

Just watch the first part.


29 posted on 07/30/2015 9:49:32 AM PDT by Conan the Librarian (The Best in Life is to crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and the Dewey Decimal System)
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36 posted on 07/31/2015 3:23:34 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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