Maybe twice.
I’ll be hitting the raw cookie dough
“That’s OK - I can get really drunk in 12 hours. Maybe twice. “
Reminded me of a time a few friends and I drove hours to the coast, took a morning ferry over to the island then drove another hour along the beach looking for a group we were going to fish with.
We find the group camped on edge of the water and a friend’s cousin stumbles out of his camper a joins us while a bottle of Jack is being passed around. On his turn he says, “no thanks, I’ve already been drunk once this morning”.