Posted on 06/26/2015 8:46:39 AM PDT by ken5050
Well, let's face it..it's been a really shitty week...These two SCOTUS decisions just plain suck!!! I can't recall feeling this lousy about the state of our nation since the 1964 election, when Goldwater got shellacked. However, laughter is said to be the best medicine for whatever ails you; so, with that in mind, forget the Court decisions for one day, and post a joke...hopefully a really funny one..to take your mind off, well...everything....
A: NONE..It's a sophomore course...
A guy stumbles through the front door of a bar, ambles up to the bartender and orders a beer.
The bartender looks at the drunk man and says,”I’m sorry sir, but I can’t serve you…you’ve already had too much to drink.”
The guy swears and walks out of the bar.
Five minutes later the guy comes flying through the side door of the bar, and yells for a beer.
Again the bartender says,”I’m sorry, sir…but I can’t serve you…you’ve already had too much to drink!”
Ten minutes later, the same guy comes barrel-assing through the back door of the bar, storms up to the bartender, and demands a beer.
Again, the bartender says to the man…”I’m really sorry, sir, but you’ve had too much to drink…you’re going to have to leave!”
The guy looks quizzically at the bartender and says finally, “My God, man… How many bars do you work at?!”
Ha, ha. My faith in the future of our nation is restored, thanks to the healing benediction of your lighthearted epigram. I’m no longer afraid of entering tall buildings.
;^)
SCOTUS, Obama, Pelosi, Reid, Boehner, McTurtle...how many jokes can I post?
John Kerry walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Why the long face?”
Q. Why don't women need umbrellas?
A. Because it never rains between the kitchen and the bedroom.
Q: Why are most politicans in the closet or gay?
A: Because they can only mandate.
>>> These two SCOTUS decisions just plain suck!!!
These three SCOTUS decisions just plain suck!!! (Fixed it, no charge)
Yesterday I was fuming. FUMING! Today I had a good cry (not feeling any shame admitting it). People say the decision today was not surprising, but it still saddens the heart.
Bartender says: "Captain, doesn't that hurt"?
Pirate says: "Arrgghh, it's drivin me nuts!"
Who's there?
Welcometo
Welcometo who?
Welcome to Socialism, worthless pissant! Now lick my boots!
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
12...
One to unscrew the old bulb and screw in the new one
One to excoriate men for creating the need for illumination
One to blame men for inventing such a faulty means of llumination
One to suggest that the whole “screwing” aspect seems a bit too “rape-like”
One to deconstruct the concept of the light bulb itself as being phallic
One to blame men for not changing the bulb
One to blame men for trying to change the bulb instead of letting a woman do it
One to blame men for creating a society so paternalistic that it discourages women from changing light bulbs
One to blame men for creating a society where too many women are forced to change too many light bulbs
One to demand that female light bulb changers be given wage parity with male electricians
One to alert the media that women are now out-lightbulbing” men
and…
One to take pictures for her blog as photo-evidence that men are unnecessary
A. There's a clock on the stove
***
Q. Why do women have small feet?
A. So they can stand closer to the stove.
A Muslim, a Communist and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says “What can I get you Mr. President?”
Obama immediately picked up his driver and began cleaning the club face, at which point the caddy exclaimed, “No sir! The other end.”
I have been aware of the Supreme Court’s lack of judicial authority for many decades, which started with the legislative decision in Roe v. Wade and its penumbras, but they really went full-throttle with this one, and it will show the average person, who doesn’t read opinions or have a law degree, that the Supreme Court lacks authority to require anyone to respect its opinions. That in turn may lead to state and individual defiance of Supreme Court opinions and rulings, which is what should happen. Of course, I am not sure this is what Obama is angling for, because from the chaos, he thinks he can emerge, as the overlord of a new America unshackled from the original Americans and their antiquated ways. The land will remain; the nation will be gone.
Matt.
The only way to really kill a snake is cut off its head.
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