Posted on 06/26/2015 8:46:39 AM PDT by ken5050
What do you call a Lawyer with an IQ of 45?
Your Honor.
(old but appropriate)
As part of the interview process, each are given a pistol and told that, if they want to work for the mob, they'll need to go in the other room and shoot their wife with the pistol.
The newlywed interviewee says, "Man, we just got married and I love her more than anything. There's no way I could do that." and leaves the interview without the job.
The guy that's been married for 50 years responds similarly: "We've been married for 50 years and quite frankly, I just couldn't imagine my life without her." and he leaves without the job.
The guy that's been married for 10 years quietly gets up and goes into the next room, and the interviewers hear "BAM! BAM!...BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!" and then all they hear is stuff banging against the walls, things being thrown about the room and such.
After 20 minutes or so, the job applicant returns with his hair disheveled, shirt untucked, tie torn and such. He stumbles into the room, throws the pistol on the table and says "Who put blanks in this thing? I had to strangle her to death!"
Thanks for this. It’s a nice break.
What do you do with an elephant with 3 balls?
Walk him and pitch to the rhino!!
How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
“THAT’S NOT FUNNY YOU SEXIST PIG!!!!”
;^)
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