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To: rightistight

I want a Taco Bell package that says, “First, I will stalk you until I know every one of your habits, then I will chloroform you, and tie you up in the back of my van where I will transport you to my basement that is set up for subjugating and raping women. I will proceed to do so for the next 48 hours, using every possible orifice for my gratification, until I tire of you, and kill you.”


20 posted on 06/09/2015 11:25:31 AM PDT by Lazamataz (America has less than a year left.)
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To: Lazamataz

You gotta pay extra for that in Vegas...


21 posted on 06/09/2015 11:26:28 AM PDT by Norm Lenhart
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To: Lazamataz

Seems family friendly to me.


23 posted on 06/09/2015 11:29:23 AM PDT by FourtySeven (47)
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To: Lazamataz
Do you read Vietnamese? Because believe it or not, that's what this says!


26 posted on 06/09/2015 11:32:23 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Funny how Hollywood's 'No Nukes' crowd has been silent during Obama's Iranian nuclear negotiations.)
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To: Lazamataz

That’d take a mighty small font.


32 posted on 06/09/2015 12:08:02 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (My music: http://www.hopalongginsberg.com/ | Facebook ID: Hopalong Ginsberg)
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To: Lazamataz
I want a Taco Bell package that says, “First, I will stalk you until I know every one of your habits, then I will chloroform you, and tie you up in the back of my van where I will transport you to my basement that is set up for subjugating and raping women. I will proceed to do so for the next 48 hours, using every possible orifice for my gratification, until I tire of you, and kill you.”

Yes, Sir. Would you like to add a fried pie?
51 posted on 06/09/2015 1:15:35 PM PDT by SpinnerWebb (IN-SAPORIBVS-SICVT-PVLLVM)
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To: Lazamataz

I need a case of these - then while driving around Texas, I am going to discreetly distribute these at local Taco Bells!


59 posted on 06/09/2015 2:18:29 PM PDT by ExTxMarine (Public sector unions: A & B agreeing on a contract to screw C!)
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