[SpinnerWebb]

I want a Taco Bell package that says, “First, I will stalk you until I know every one of your habits, then I will chloroform you, and tie you up in the back of my van where I will transport you to my basement that is set up for subjugating and raping women. I will proceed to do so for the next 48 hours, using every possible orifice for my gratification, until I tire of you, and kill you.”

Yes, Sir. Would you like to add a fried pie?

[Lazamataz]

You actually remind me of a true experience at Taco Bell.

So, I'm in the drive through, and I pay, and the cashier is friendly and fluent in English.

I go to the next window for the pickup, and the Latino lady gives me the order, and says, 'Souse...'

I'm thinking she's calling me an alcoholic, or accusing me of drunk driving. I go, "What?!"

She says, louder, "Souse!" I repeat my question: "What???!?"

She looks puzzled, and shouts at me, "SOUSE!"

It was then I realized she was asking me if I needed sauce. LOL