Posted on 04/18/2015 1:29:38 AM PDT by John Semmens
President Obama says that evidence that the Islamic State has opened a training camp in Mexico, just a few miles from El Paso on the Texas border, vindicates his decision to grant expedited amnesty to illegal immigrants from Latin America.
"We've all seen the atrocities these terrorists are capable of," the President observed. "Who can blame Mexicans for fleeing? To deny these refugees sanctuary would be inhumane. To deport them would be cruel and unusual punishment. To delay their integration into our society merely on the grounds that Congress has failed to enact the necessary legislation would be barbaric."
Obama ruled out the possibility of any aggressive action aimed at neutralizing the ISIS threat near El Paso, claiming "it would be an unconscionable intrusion on Mexico's sovereignty. We have a duty to respect Mexico's border. We can't just brush this aside because the presence of jihadis so close to America makes us uncomfortable. If some of those living in Texas feel unsafe they are free to move elsewhere."
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ping
...and once again proves global warming.
Good one, John!
Looks like Texas will have to secede and declare war on Mexico.
Take out the major drug cartels, install the USC, and Mexico would be a paradise!
You make me laugh and cry at the same time.
Thanks John...
Thanks again John for the ping.
We have a tarded jug eared narcissistic homosexual head chopper at 1600 Penn Ave DC that disturbs me!
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