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“Munch”-Hausen By Proxy–It’s a Real Thing
Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-14-2015 | MOTUS

Posted on 04/14/2015 9:15:10 AM PDT by NOBO2012

Here is Lady M, encouraging little children to develop and submit their very own “healthy lunch” recipe in order to win an invite to her Children’s State Dinner.

Apparently she is unaware of a new pandemic sweeping the country that could be as serious as the obesity epidemic: orthorexia-nervosa. I’m deathly serious, it’s a real thing:

 A new type of eating disorder is emerging where people are becoming obsessed with eating to improve their health.

Victims of this 'health food eating disorder' may exhibit the following symptoms:

gluten-bad

OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERADinner will be ready in 4 hours!

healthy school lunch

Although not currently listed in the American Psychiatric Association's Diagnostic and Statistical Manual (DSM-5) orthorexia nervosa is clearly an eating disorder. What else would you call a person obsessed with “righteous eating” that involves dietary fads “that promise superior health by restricting whole food groups without a medical reason or even a valid scientific explanation.”

Gluten-Free-MenuI’m pretty sure Lady M isn’t suffering from this disease herself, although she may be promoting it. And she may have a related disorder - “orthorexia nervosa by proxy” (related to Münchausen syndrome by proxy) – in which the sufferer is obsessed with imposing “righteous eating” habits on everyone else.

First lady Michelle Obama visits students making smoothies with fresh fruits and vegetablesI will not eat  Yes you will eat your vegetables!

Worse, I think our President-in-Waiting may be developing a full blown case of this disease. Did you see what she ordered when she and Huma slipped into the Chipotle incognito by avoiding interaction with the staff and ignoring all of the “real people” there?

hillary chipotle

Either that or she’s just trying to establish her Hispanic bona fides before Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz try to  claim Latino roots.

Butt I have good news – Tito’s Vodka is Made in America AND Gluten Free!

titos

Now both Lady M and Hills are free to go about their daily pathologies completely guilt free and without a whiff of hypocrisy. Bottoms Up!

Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: glutenfree; hillary; obama; schoollunch

1 posted on 04/14/2015 9:15:10 AM PDT by NOBO2012
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To: NOBO2012
Lots of food fetishists out there.

/johnny

2 posted on 04/14/2015 9:23:58 AM PDT by JRandomFreeper (gone Galt)
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To: NOBO2012

Isn’t ALL distilled alcohol gluten-free?


3 posted on 04/14/2015 9:51:00 AM PDT by WayneS (Barack Obama makes Neville Chamberlin look like George Patton.)
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To: JRandomFreeper
JRandomFreeper:" Lots of food fetishists out there. "

Dam ! I read your response too quickly
and thought you said "foot fetishes" ,
and thought :' How would he know ?'
Perhaps carrots alternating in the toes ?
Socks that smell like blue cheeese ?
Mashed potatoes ala 'barefoot' like Italian grape wine
Then I re-read your response ..., and all is well !

4 posted on 04/14/2015 10:03:12 AM PDT by Tilted Irish Kilt
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To: WayneS

There are debates on that. When did gluten-free become so hip? Seems like everybody’s doing it. Never heard of it 30 years ago.


5 posted on 04/14/2015 10:09:55 AM PDT by petercooper ("How To Destroy The Country In 6 Short Years" by Barack Obama & the Democrats)
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To: Tilted Irish Kilt
LOL! Not quite that kinky...

/johnny

6 posted on 04/14/2015 10:09:57 AM PDT by JRandomFreeper (gone Galt)
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To: WayneS

There are a LOT of foods that are gluten-free by definition, and yet they’ll still be labeled as such just to cash in on the latest bout of American Hypochondria.


7 posted on 04/14/2015 10:14:21 AM PDT by Little Pig
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To: NOBO2012
Munch
8 posted on 04/14/2015 10:32:16 AM PDT by chopperman
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