Posted on 04/12/2015 10:26:50 AM PDT by John Semmens
President Obama took the occasion of Easter Sunday to chastise Christians for being “less than loving.” “Over the past few months alone we’ve seen so-called Christians refuse to take photographs and bake cakes for gay weddings,” the President lamented. “This directly contradict’s Jesus’ admonition to ‘judge not lest ye be judged.’”
Obama rejected the idea that Christians might have legitimate religious objections to social policies with which they disagree. “Jesus bade his followers to turn the other cheek if they are offended,” he reminded. “Jesus allowed himself to be crucified rather than fight back against those who wronged him. Shouldn’t Christians be following this example?”
In related news, murders of Christians by Islamists in Kenya and elsewhere this month failed to elicit any comment from President Obama. Press Secretary Josh Earnest explained that “the hundred or so students murdered in Kenya is but a small fraction of the 2.2 billion Christians in the world. So, in no way can Christians be considered a ‘persecuted minority.’ Besides, from a historical perspective, didn’t Christian martyrs play a huge part in sparking the spread of Christian beliefs? Maybe these Islamist atrocities will help reinvigorate Christianity from its fading role in modern culture.”
Also in related news, Christiana Figueres, the Executive Secretary of the United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change, called such massacres “a clumsy and cruel, but nevertheless effective method toward achieving the necessary and essential goal of depopulating the planet.”
if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...
http://azconservative.org/2015/04/11/work-requirement-pares-maine-food-stamp-recipients/
This from a traitorous, commie, mooslimb faggot. I’ll give it all the attention it deserves.
Those nice Muslims are helping Christians to become good Christian martyrs. Where would we be without them?
Not satire but an accurate depiction of what he believes.
This part is the only quote that I could find in another site other than Mr. Semmens’ article:
“...President Obama took the occasion of Easter Sunday to chastise Christians for being “less than loving.” ...”
The rest of it is only in his article.
Yes, I know its satire, but the quotes attributed to the other people do not exist.
Yes, I know its satire, but the quotes attributed to the other people do not exist.
s/b
Yes, I know its satire, but the other quotes by obama and the quotes attributed to the other people do not exist.
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