Posted on 03/22/2015 7:38:12 AM PDT by Oldpuppymax
Carnac the Magnificent, a recurring role played by Johnny Carson on The Tonight Show, was a ”mystic from the East” who channeled his psychic powers to “divine” answers to yet unseen questions. The skit opened with announcer Ed McMahon, saying: “Carnac will now ascertain the answers having never heard the questions.” Carnac would then hold the sealed envelope to his forehead:
Answer: Jeb, Hillary, and Joe Biden.
Question: What is going, going, gone!
Ok, Carnac was a funny guy but Jeb and Hillary in 2016, not so much. But you don’t need a crystal ball to see what’s coming.
For Democrats, it’s Hillary Clinton or Elizabeth Warren. I’d love to say it’s not their gender that qualifies them to be the nominee but it really kind of is. Recently a journalist was asked if the media gave Obama an edge in the 2008 election. The reporter answered honestly that they probably did. But then came the lie. He said they favored Obama only because he was the better story, the first black President. It’s a fig leaf, a pretext to excuse their journalistic treason. It’s a powerful ego trip to know that what you say or write can make or break the highest office in the land, a heady experience to shape the American government with your words. So the media manipulates the press to support their personal views and elect their candidate.
For Republicans, it’s Jeb Bush, Chris Christie, or another GOP establishment (GOPe) candidate. But whoever they nominate, you can bet your diminishing 401k it won’t be the people’s choice, won’t be a fiscal, social, or political conservative.
In 2012, the GOPe knocked out Presidential hopefuls one by one until their guy, Mitt Romney, stepped over the littered bodies and...
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I wonder if Carson would have succumbed to obamamania if he was alive and doing the show the past few years. I’d like to think he would have been a pain in the a$$ to this rogue administration.
Sis, boom, bahhh
What sound does an exploding sheep make?
Carnak’s answer: “Dippity-do”
Question: What forms on your dippity late at night?
Cruz or lose, Walker or walk, it’s that simple.
Answer: The Venus de Milo, orange juice, and Anita Bryant
Question: Name a nude, a food and a prude.
I’m just the messenger here.
Answer: Mt. Baldy
Question: What did Mrs. Yul Brenner do on her wedding night?
The problem with Hillary is that it may be difficult to campaign from prison. :-)
Question: What play does a Mexican quarterback call when he doesn't el runno or el punto?
Ah yes...!!!
Each morning when I fire up the IPad, IPhone or desktop, and click on FR, I pray to see Hillaries perp walk in a custom fitted orange suit with chrome cuffs, stainless waist chain and black leg irons with bill following along behind carrying the ball!
For more Carnac fun...you tube has some great clips as does this site:
http://www.nightscribe.com/Politics/carnacquotes.htm
My favorite from “Carnac the Magnificent” was when he held the envelope to the front of his turban and said “Siss Boom Baa”, then opened the envelope and blew it open to take out the note, which read, “Describe the sound made when a sheep explodes”.
I still laugh out loud when I remember that one!
I miss Johnny.
Take fork ln the road till you get to the Slawdon cut off..
Got no job? We don’t care. Got a bad credit rating? We don’t care. Got a prison record? We don’t care. Don’t expect to pay us? THAT’S when we care!
Lol
Should read, ‘slawson Cutoff’.(darn kindle0
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