[Canedawg]

I wonder if Carson would have succumbed to obamamania if he was alive and doing the show the past few years. I’d like to think he would have been a pain in the a$$ to this rogue administration.

[LRoggy]

Sis, boom, bahhh

What sound does an exploding sheep make?

[elcid1970]

Carnak’s answer: “Dippity-do”

Question: What forms on your dippity late at night?

Cruz or lose, Walker or walk, it’s that simple.

[Huskrrrr]

Answer: The Venus de Milo, orange juice, and Anita Bryant

Question: Name a nude, a food and a prude.

I’m just the messenger here.

[Be Free]

Answer: Mt. Baldy

Question: What did Mrs. Yul Brenner do on her wedding night?

[Georgia Girl 2]

The problem with Hillary is that it may be difficult to campaign from prison. :-)

[illiac]

For more Carnac fun...you tube has some great clips as does this site:

http://www.nightscribe.com/Politics/carnacquotes.htm

[Patriot777]

My favorite from “Carnac the Magnificent” was when he held the envelope to the front of his turban and said “Siss Boom Baa”, then opened the envelope and blew it open to take out the note, which read, “Describe the sound made when a sheep explodes”.
I still laugh out loud when I remember that one!

[Veggie Todd]

I miss Johnny.

[patriot08]

Take fork ln the road till you get to the Slawdon cut off..