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Sharpton to head new Federal Agency: The Hate Department
Canada Free Press ^ | 01/09/15 | William Kevin Stoos

Posted on 01/09/2015 8:32:05 AM PST by Sean_Anthony

Satire

Obama Creates New Cabinet Position for His Buddy

In addition to his clerical duties guiding the moral and religious life of Americans, the Most Reverend Al Sharpton has been elevated to a cabinet level position in a new agency created by his friend Barack Obama, whom the good Reverend has visited over eighty times during Obama’s tenure.

And Hugh Betcha, Head of the Religious News Department of Stoos Views Media Conglomerate, recently named “Most Trusted Religious Reporter, 2014” by MSNBC, frequent guest at the White House, and reporter respected by Muslims, Jews, Christians and Druids alike, was there for a private audience with the President when the announcement was made.

In a rarely granted private interview with the President and the Most Holy Reverend Sharpton, Hugh was able to ask some incisive questions of the two in the comfort of the Oval Office and filed this report with Canada Free Press.

(Excerpt) Read more at canadafreepress.com ...


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: hate; obama; satire; sharpton

1 posted on 01/09/2015 8:32:05 AM PST by Sean_Anthony
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To: Sean_Anthony

” Hugh Betcha,”

And his brother Hugh Ja Hypocrite and Sharpton’s financial adviser Hugh Chataxdebt.


2 posted on 01/09/2015 8:35:03 AM PST by AppyPappy (If you are not part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
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To: Sean_Anthony

Satire should be included in the headline. It’s a rule.


3 posted on 01/09/2015 8:35:31 AM PST by 2ndDivisionVet (The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me.)
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To: Sean_Anthony
Except the name would actually be what George Orwell envisioned:

"The Ministry of Love".

4 posted on 01/09/2015 8:36:59 AM PST by PapaNew (The grace of God & freedom always win the debate in the forum of ideas over unjust law & government)
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To: Sean_Anthony

Al Sharpton is calling the White House right now asking , Where Da Money


5 posted on 01/09/2015 8:39:01 AM PST by molson209 (Blank)
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To: Sean_Anthony
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6 posted on 01/09/2015 9:55:35 AM PST by MtnMan101
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To: Sean_Anthony

... with the entire staff at southern poverty law center to be hired en mass.


7 posted on 01/09/2015 10:10:44 AM PST by RobinOfKingston (Straight ahead, and don't bunch up.)
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