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North Dakota Names Landfill After Obama
The Daily Currant ^ | 11/17/2014 | Unknown

Posted on 11/22/2014 10:36:20 AM PST by fantail 1952

The state of North Dakota has named a new publicly-owned landfill after President Barack Obama.

In an overwhelming 35-10 vote, the state Senate advanced a bill naming a 650-acre site currently under construction after the nation’s 44th president. Governor Jack Dalrymple is expected to sign the measure into law Tuesday.

When completed, the Barack Obama Memorial Landfill will be the largest waste disposal site in North Dakota, and the 17th largest in the United States. It will be especially rich in toxic waste from the local petroleum and medical industries.

“We wanted to do something to honor the president,” says Republican State Senator Doug Perlman, who was the lead sponsor of the bill. “And I think a pile of garbage is a fitting tribute to Obama’s presidency.

“We originally planned on naming it after a nearby mountain. But then someone jokingly suggested we name it after Obama. I never thought and idea like that would actually pass. But I was pleasantly surprised.”

The president is hardly popular in North Dakota. The most recent poll in December 2013 found that Obama has a 35% approval rating in the state, although that figure may have fallen further in the year since. Yet even considering the political climate, seasoned observers are surprised that two Democratic lawmakers voted for the bill’s passage.

“I supported Obama because I thought he would end the wars in the Middle East;” says Allison Mitchell, a progressive Democrat from Grand Forks. “But he decided to fight new wars abroad instead of fighting for single-payer health care and jobs here at home.

“I guess people expected me to oppose this landfill thing because I’m a Democrat. But honestly I don’t really care anymore. Maybe this small act of protest will wake him up.”

Ordinary citizens in the state also seem to approve of the government’s choice.

“I can’t think of a better name,” says Joe Blough, a plumber from Minot. “It’s darkly colored and it's full of shit. That pretty much sums up Obama.”


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: northdakota; obama; satire
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At last, Obama's final resting place is found!
1 posted on 11/22/2014 10:36:20 AM PST by fantail 1952
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To: fantail 1952

heh heh heh


2 posted on 11/22/2014 10:37:44 AM PST by Sacajaweau
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To: fantail 1952

I give this a 6 on the honking hoot scale.


3 posted on 11/22/2014 10:38:42 AM PST by dragnet2 (Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
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To: fantail 1952; LucyT

Kudos to my neighbor state!

How apropos.


4 posted on 11/22/2014 10:40:15 AM PST by Rushmore Rocks
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To: fantail 1952
No matter how much the media covers for him in some sort of twisted idol worship of power, the people will speak and they will be heard.

He had better start listening. He may want to brush up on his history of post WWII Romania.

5 posted on 11/22/2014 10:41:50 AM PST by blackdog (There is no such thing as healing, only a balance between destructive and constructive forces.)
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To: fantail 1952

Well done, Senator Perlman! I salute you!


6 posted on 11/22/2014 10:42:29 AM PST by shove_it (On election day the Democrats had a healthy lead - then the Republicans got off work...)
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To: fantail 1952

Best news I’ve heard in the last 6 years.


7 posted on 11/22/2014 10:42:50 AM PST by exnavy (Fish or cut bait ...Got ammo, Godspeed!)
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To: blackdog
I was thinking more like Nuremberg.
8 posted on 11/22/2014 10:43:57 AM PST by exnavy (Fish or cut bait ...Got ammo, Godspeed!)
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To: fantail 1952
KEYWORDS: northdakota; obama; satire;
9 posted on 11/22/2014 10:44:10 AM PST by LostInBayport (When there are more people riding in the cart than there are pulling it, the cart stops moving...)
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To: Rushmore Rocks

“If you like your dump, you get to keep your dump. That is after you honor my accomplishments appropriately.”


10 posted on 11/22/2014 10:44:57 AM PST by blackdog (There is no such thing as healing, only a balance between destructive and constructive forces.)
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To: fantail 1952

While funny to be sure, I think it is also a bit of an insult to piles of garbage everywhere. Who would want to be associated with that pile of ... ???


11 posted on 11/22/2014 10:45:03 AM PST by ThunderSleeps (Stop obarma now! Stop the hussein - insane agenda!)
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To: LostInBayport

Too bad...

This has been downgraded to a 0


12 posted on 11/22/2014 10:45:20 AM PST by dragnet2 (Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
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To: fantail 1952

Perfect place for the Barack Hussein Obama Residential Liebrary.


13 posted on 11/22/2014 10:46:27 AM PST by Slyfox (To put on the mind of George Washington read ALL of Deuteronomy 28, then read his Farewell Address)
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To: fantail 1952

“memorial”??? We can only dream.


14 posted on 11/22/2014 10:47:01 AM PST by Bryanw92 (Sic semper tyrannis)
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To: LostInBayport

O’bummer. Emotional reward traps caught me by the leg hold on that one.


15 posted on 11/22/2014 10:47:26 AM PST by blackdog (There is no such thing as healing, only a balance between destructive and constructive forces.)
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To: fantail 1952

16 posted on 11/22/2014 10:47:36 AM PST by Brandonmark (There is still hope for our country! 11.04.2014 - DAY OF RENEWAL)
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To: fantail 1952
I never thought and idea like that...

Congratulations Mr. Reporter, you misspelled a 2 letter word.

17 posted on 11/22/2014 10:47:36 AM PST by Straight Vermonter (Posting from deep behind the Maple Curtain)
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To: fantail 1952

set the Obama Presidential Library in the middle and I think they have a winner!


18 posted on 11/22/2014 10:49:17 AM PST by JSDude1
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To: fantail 1952

Mooch will be miffed, after everything she’s done to fill our dumps with rotting veggies and crappy school lunches


19 posted on 11/22/2014 10:51:01 AM PST by bigbob (The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly. Abraham Lincoln)
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To: fantail 1952

Wow, The Obama Dump. How fitting!


20 posted on 11/22/2014 10:51:15 AM PST by jonsie
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