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UN Defends Refusal to Evacuate Non-Combatants in Gaza
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 5 Sep 2014 | John Semmens

Posted on 09/06/2014 11:57:26 AM PDT by John Semmens

In its efforts to minimize collateral damage in its campaign against Hamas terrorists who were launching rocket attacks against Israeli civilians, the Israel Defense Forces (IDF) asked UN “peace keepers” in Gaza to help Palestinian civilians evacuate the combat zone. The UN refused this request.

UN spokesperson Penelope Ironside explained that “the idea that civilians should be removed from the battle zone conflicted with the explicit strategy of one of the contending sides. For us to have assisted in their removal would have compromised the UN’s position as a neutral party.”

“The conflict between Israel and Hamas is asymmetrical,” Ironside added. “Hamas cannot effectively oppose the IDF in head-to-head combat. Embedding its weapons in the midst of Palestinian civilians impedes the IDF’s path. For us to have facilitated the removal of these persons would’ve been tantamount to taking sides.”

“Secondly, the whole notion that civilians are merely innocent bystanders is not accepted by Hamas,” Ironside continued. “What Israel insists are innocent victims of their rocket attacks, Hamas sees as legitimate targets. Jewish women and children are illegally occupying Palestinian lands. Maybe the Hamas rocket attacks will make them leave.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://azconservative.org/2014/09/06/kerry-says-isis-will-be-destroyed-within-three-years/


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: hamas; israel; satire; un

1 posted on 09/06/2014 11:57:26 AM PDT by John Semmens
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The UN record of success is almost as bad as 0bama.
2 posted on 09/06/2014 12:08:06 PM PDT by mountainlion (Live well for those that did not make it back.)
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Allll-most got me again!...its been 3 minutes and my blood pressure is almost normal now...
3 posted on 09/06/2014 12:22:37 PM PDT by M-cubed
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To: John Semmens

The UN does not regard them as human beings.


4 posted on 09/06/2014 12:33:56 PM PDT by TBP (Obama lies, Granny dies.)
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To: John Semmens
Embedding its weapons in the midst of Palestinian civilians impedes the IDF’s path...

...so it's best to let them break international law!

5 posted on 09/06/2014 3:25:57 PM PDT by celmak
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To: John Semmens

The UN is Hamas. Why would they lower their shield by evacuating civilians from areas they control?


6 posted on 09/06/2014 4:29:12 PM PDT by American in Israel (A wise man's heart directs him to the right, but the foolish mans heart directs him toward the left.)
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