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Senator to Issue Report Absolving IRS
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 5 Sep 2014 | John Semmens

Posted on 09/06/2014 10:05:35 AM PDT by John Semmens

Sen. Carl Levin (D-Mich), chairman of the Senate’s Permanent Subcommittee on Investigations is preparing a report that will absolve the IRS and Lois Lerner of any wrongdoing in the campaign to target and harass conservative political organizations.

“Those who have alleged that Lerner and the IRS took it upon themselves to conduct a vendetta against conservative organizations have it all wrong,” Levin alleged. “Evidence has emerged that the IRS was acting upon urgent requests from highly placed members of the government. Bureaucrats being responsive to the needs of the government is behavior we should be encouraging not punishing.”

The highly placed members of the government cited by Levin included himself and fellow Senators Richard Durbin (D-Ill), Charles Schumer (D-NY), Jeanne Shaheen (D-NH), Tom Udall (D-Colo), Sheldon Whitehouse (D-RI), Al Franken (D-Minn), Michael Bennet (D-Colo), and Jeff Merkley (D-Ore).

“When a Senator is on the other end of the phone or email, a public servant’s duty must be to assist in whatever way he or she can,” Levin insisted. “These requests must be expedited, not impeded by excessive attention to rules and regulations. It was not Ms. Lerner’s job to insert her judgment as a barrier to carrying out the wishes of the people who vote on the appropriations to fund the agency she works for.”

In addition to the procedural arguments raised in defense of the IRS, Senator Levin pointed out that “substantively, the organizations flagged by the Senators were reasonably suspected of anti-government views and activities. It was the IRS’ patriotic duty to interdict these organizations in whatever way it could in order to help thwart their attempts to undermine the President and his loyal supporters.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://azconservative.org/2014/09/06/kerry-says-isis-will-be-destroyed-within-three-years/


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: democrats; discrimination; irs; satire

1 posted on 09/06/2014 10:05:36 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

The fact that Levin expects people to believe whatever it is, is ridiculous.


2 posted on 09/06/2014 10:09:23 AM PDT by equaviator (There's nothing like the universe to bring you down to earth.)
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To: John Semmens

The Dhimmorcats cleared ‘em.

Whatta relief!


3 posted on 09/06/2014 10:09:42 AM PDT by Flintlock (Deport them ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!)
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To: John Semmens

...and OJ Simpson clears himself of murder


4 posted on 09/06/2014 10:13:04 AM PDT by BookmanTheJanitor
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To: John Semmens

I would put all these open border democratic senators in the slammer along with Lerner and her lost email co-workers. But I can’t forget THE FOREIGNER, who was the chief instigator in this scandal and LIED DIRECTLY TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE about it. But I’m sure this communist democrat thought it was a NOBLE LIE.


5 posted on 09/06/2014 10:13:48 AM PDT by spawn44 (MOO)
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To: John Semmens

File this with the ARB report on Bengahzi, where Hillary Clinton WASN’T interviewed.


6 posted on 09/06/2014 10:14:16 AM PDT by Obama_Is_Sabotaging_America
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To: John Semmens

So he’s saying that members of the Democrat Nomenklatura told the IRS to harass Conservatives? I’ll go along with that!


7 posted on 09/06/2014 10:16:45 AM PDT by PLMerite (Shut the Beyotch Down! Burn, baby, burn!)
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To: John Semmens

check Levin’s emails.....


8 posted on 09/06/2014 10:23:29 AM PDT by GotMojo
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To: John Semmens
How can levin even author a report when the IRS stonewalls and refuses to provide subpoenaed e mails and destroys evidence
9 posted on 09/06/2014 10:27:36 AM PDT by rdcbn
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To: John Semmens

Almost got me with your “Semi-News/Semi-Satire!”


10 posted on 09/06/2014 10:30:09 AM PDT by Joe Marine 76 ("Honor is the gift a man gives to himself." ~ Rob Roy MacGregor)
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To: John Semmens

Oh, and by the way, both Levin and Cummings have been implicated as organizers of the IRS abuse of power.

In fact, the reason Levin is retiring from the Senate is his participation in the IRS scandal.


11 posted on 09/06/2014 10:31:20 AM PDT by rdcbn
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To: Joe Marine 76
Oh damn, Semmens finally got me this time.

Our government has degenerated so badly under Obama and the Democrats that satire is actually more believable than propaganda c**p they try to feed us.

12 posted on 09/06/2014 10:35:26 AM PDT by rdcbn
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To: John Semmens
damn it John... the title shot my BP up at least 20pts till i saw your name, and it still hasn't returned to normal
13 posted on 09/06/2014 10:47:30 AM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -vvv- NO Pity for the LAZY - 86-44)
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To: Chode

Ditto.


14 posted on 09/06/2014 10:58:51 AM PDT by logi_cal869 (I see stupid people)
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To: John Semmens

Do you ever get job offers from the dhimmis John?

;’)


15 posted on 09/06/2014 11:03:21 AM PDT by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: logi_cal869
he's gonna give me a friggin stroke some day
16 posted on 09/06/2014 11:06:25 AM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -vvv- NO Pity for the LAZY - 86-44)
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To: John Semmens

WTF???? -— Oh hi John.


17 posted on 09/06/2014 3:20:07 PM PDT by Mike Darancette (Do The Math)
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To: rdcbn

rdcbn - I’m laughing with you but not at you!

And don’t feel badly: I’ve been had SEVERAL times by Semmens. I’m a “Recovering Semmens Mark.”

This might help. When the thread title seems a little weird check for “Semmens” then check for “Semi-News/Semi-Satire.”


18 posted on 09/06/2014 3:22:16 PM PDT by Joe Marine 76 ("Honor is the gift a man gives to himself." ~ Rob Roy MacGregor)
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To: John Semmens
Levin alleged. “Evidence has emerged that the IRS was acting upon urgent requests from highly placed members of the government. Bureaucrats being responsive to the needs of the government is behavior we should be encouraging not punishing.”...ah yes, and I'm sure if "highly placed members of the government" such as Senator Cruz or Representative Gowdy had expressed concern about left-wing groups violating IRS law there would have been full and complete investigations by those same bureaucrats - don't make me laugh - we can't even get an investigation of the IRS after repeated complaints to the DOJ bureaucrats......
19 posted on 09/06/2014 9:11:03 PM PDT by Intolerant in NJ
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To: John Semmens

The CPUSA thinks it’s untouchable.

Hard times coming strong.


20 posted on 09/06/2014 9:13:01 PM PDT by Rome2000
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