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Congressman Wants to Ban Body Armor
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 23 Aug 2014 | John Semmens

Posted on 08/24/2014 9:29:23 AM PDT by John Semmens

Rep. Mike Honda (D-CA) has introduced legislation that would prohibit the sale, use, or possession of body armor by unauthorized persons. “Authorized persons” in Honda’s view include government law-enforcement personnel, troops, and others the government may deem worthy of such protection.

“Those duly empowered to use deadly force should not have to fear that their efforts might be thwarted by the widespread availability of bullet-resistant vests or helmets,” Honda said. “The government’s capacity to suppress dangerous elements must not be diluted.”

Honda dismissed the idea that law-abiding civilians could have a legitimate need for this type of personal protection—Bullet Blocker’s bullet-proof backpacks for students, for instance. “Allowing students to acquire these items could instill a false sense of security. Worse, these backpacks could easily fall into the wrong hands and be used by those with malicious intent.”

“To be most effective the firepower of government authorities must be overwhelming and irresistible,” Honda argued. “Not only should the government’s agents have a monopoly on the ownership and use of guns, they must also be able to operate freely without worrying about potential opposition.”

Existing laws that make it illegal for convicted felons to own firearms and body armor “are inadequate,” according to Honda. “There’s a big loop hole that permits those without a criminal record to obtain the means to commit crimes using firearms and body armor. Access to the means for self-defense enables people to take an antisocial path rather than cooperate with the collectively arrived at decisions of their government. People need to trust and support the authorities and not try to go it alone.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://theconservativecitizen.com/2014/08/23/semi-news-a-satire-of-recent-news-94/


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: democrats; policestate; satire; tyranny
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1 posted on 08/24/2014 9:29:23 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Private citizen would like to suspend police protection for members of congress.


2 posted on 08/24/2014 9:35:26 AM PDT by blam (Jeff Sessions For President)
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To: John Semmens

The ruling class speaks out again.


3 posted on 08/24/2014 9:36:56 AM PDT by EagleUSA
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To: John Semmens

When the government shoots you, they want to make sure you’re dead.


4 posted on 08/24/2014 9:37:24 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum ("The man who damns money obtained it dishonorably; the man who respects it earned it." --Ayn Rand)
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To: John Semmens

Of course Rep Honda will be an authorized person.


5 posted on 08/24/2014 9:37:26 AM PDT by zlala (Thank you for the ultimate sacrifice Capt. Aaron R. Blanchard, KIA 4-23-13, Pul-E-Alam, Afghanistan.)
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To: John Semmens

John,
The better you get at this the more you become an investigative pundit.


6 posted on 08/24/2014 9:38:48 AM PDT by Louis Foxwell (This is a wake up call. Join the Sultan Knish ping list.)
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To: John Semmens

Ban backpacks! Ban pressure cookers! Ban everything. Now I feel safe.


7 posted on 08/24/2014 9:39:19 AM PDT by SkyDancer (I Was Told Nobody Is Perfect But Yet, Here I Am)
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To: John Semmens
Congressman Wants to Ban Body Armor

I want to ban stupid, meddling congressmen.

8 posted on 08/24/2014 9:44:26 AM PDT by VRW Conspirator (The next DNC convention will be spoken in Spanish; Press 1 for English)
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To: John Semmens

What about all the rogue cops this dem worries about? Can’t have it both ways.


9 posted on 08/24/2014 9:45:54 AM PDT by ThePatriotsFlag ($$$$$$$$ DEFUND OBAMA! $$$$$$$$$)
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To: John Semmens

Nothing like a California Communist to push for totalitarianism.


10 posted on 08/24/2014 9:45:59 AM PDT by BuffaloJack (Unarmed people cannot defend themselves. America is no longer a Free Country.)
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To: John Semmens
"“Allowing students to acquire these items could instill a false sense of security."

Sure. Just put up a "gun-free zone" sign, and we'll all feel much safer.

11 posted on 08/24/2014 9:46:38 AM PDT by RansomOttawa (tm)
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To: John Semmens

What would they call the law?
The 2014 Easy Drop Law?


12 posted on 08/24/2014 9:46:47 AM PDT by Ouchthatonehurt ("When you're going through hell, keep going." - Sir Winston Churchill)
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13 posted on 08/24/2014 9:55:28 AM PDT by DJ MacWoW (The Fed Gov is not one ring to rule them all)
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To: John Semmens

Nice, you already got some people.


14 posted on 08/24/2014 10:03:53 AM PDT by wastedyears (Aldnoah.Zero - Best new anime of 2014.)
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To: John Semmens

I thought this was real. It was perfectly in line with these totalitarian creeps and their bootlicking media.


15 posted on 08/24/2014 10:05:26 AM PDT by Luke21
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To: John Semmens

What a minute! The firepower was only supposed to be used against white conservatives. Where did we go wrong?


16 posted on 08/24/2014 10:06:49 AM PDT by Dr. Ursus
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To: SkyDancer
Ban doctors...10x more people are killed each year by doctors' mistakes than are killed by people using guns.

Scouts Out! Cavalry Ho!

17 posted on 08/24/2014 10:14:56 AM PDT by wku man ("Weenie in a Hybrid" by 10 Pound Test - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWdLDSB_6gY)
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18 posted on 08/24/2014 10:27:59 AM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -vvv- NO Pity for the LAZY - 86-44)
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To: Jet Jaguar
new one...
19 posted on 08/24/2014 10:41:09 AM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -vvv- NO Pity for the LAZY - 86-44)
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To: Chode

Many thanks!


20 posted on 08/24/2014 3:45:44 PM PDT by Jet Jaguar (Resist in place.)
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