Posted on 08/09/2014 1:43:14 PM PDT by Sean_Anthony
You know, being a fan of the Minnesota Vikings is difficult enough just based on what happens on the field. Were 0-4 in Super Bowls. Weve got to deal with the stomach-curdling memories of the 1999 NFC Championship Game, not to mention 41-doughnut in the same game two years later, and the bounty-hunting Saints putting out a contract on Brett Favre in 2010.
But on a cultural level . . . hey, what the heck did we do? We were just sitting here minding our own business. First we got stuck with a petulant, attention-mongering punter who couldnt and cant let go of the fact that his skills declined and decided to turn his own release into a confrontation about gay marriage. Go away forever, Chris Kluwe! And now, all we did was receive our schedule for the NFL and see that it showed a November 2 home game against the Washington Redskins. What? What did we do? Doesnt matter. The culture wars are everywhere, and it doesnt matter if your team is not named after a protected grievance class of people (which blond-haired Norse warriors are surely not). Youre getting sucked in anyway!
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Ban the 49ers.
They caused environmental damage.
Liberalism is indeed a mental disorder. The Great OZ has spoken.
To paraphrase Mr. Blutarsky in Animal House “I suggest we all start drinking heavily” (as well as buy Redskins gear to support this football team). The Great OZ has spoken.
Bears, Lions, Bengals, Broncos, Dolphins, Colts, Eagles, Seahawks (if there is such a beast)Falcons, Cardinals, Jaguars and Ravens ALL exploit animals. Ban them all.
“Vikings” is a horribly offensive name for a football team how dare they glorify rape and pillaging!
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I guess the Vikings are playing at a University stadium, a state university which means PUBLIC
the nfl devolved to the level of professional wrestling a number of years ago. It’s much more spectacle than sport now. it’s such a debacle that it has moved on to destroy college football.
I am offended by the Vikings. Vikings killed and plundered. The Vikings should not be allowed to display their name or logo either.
I am pretty sure the U of M owns the stadium. we recently built it for them...
The vikes are with out home because the Metrodome was a dump according to them. They could not spend their own billions so they are taxing the eff out of me (and other producers) in the state to pay for the new roofless stadium.. (wait for the whining to start in the winter)..
So in short, I am 90% sure TCF stadium belongs to those crying about the redskins.
Can't we just ban Jerry Jones?
Bengal sounds like a transgender deal.
I am already demanding our money back. Not because of the redskins nonsense. but because there is no reason in heck I should be paying for a stadium I don’t want.
Keep the name, ban the owner.
Keep the name, ban the owner.
Chief is a Scot term, and I hereby ban all liberals who are opposed to the use of the English language, from using “Chief” and “Chiefs” and referring to same ... and that includes liberals who are my brothers of the land.
Same for electricity and “running water.”
Liberals are henceforth banned from drinking water, from running water, from being on water, from being in water, from having water, from thinking about water, from expressing anything about water, from using the term water, the term H2O, from using the term ocean, sea, lake, pond.
Liberals are henceforth required to make, ecologically pure batteries and generate their own energy and store that energy in those batteries.
Hollywood liberals are banned from using any energy except that which comes from the batteries into which they pedal-powered said energy ... and good luck with the klieg lights.
BTW, liberals are henceforth banned from using the term light, lite, lighting, flashlight.
Same for matches and matchsticks.
If none of this makes sense, neither do liberals.
I have been a Bills fan since 1960. Went to their first game on sep 18, 1960.
My dad took me to games at 'The Rockpile' He'd buy a six pack at the grocery store on the way to the game.
Ban Giants! Well...they’re just too big.
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