Posted on 07/05/2014 2:45:42 PM PDT by Steelfish
Muslim Store Cites Hobby Lobby in Shoplifter Mutilation Case
On Wednesday, the owner of a small chain of convenience stores was arrested in Peoria, Illinois after he chopped off the hand of a 16 year-old shoplifter who had attempted to steal a bag of potato chips and a 16 oz. soda. But due to the Supreme Court's recent Hobby Lobby decision, that man was released from custody on Thursday, even after pleading guilty to the attack. On July 2nd, Seif Majeed, 41, of Peoria caught a young, unidentified shoplifter, chained him to a pipe in a back room, and then severed his right hand with a meat
(Excerpt) Read more at lockerdome.com ...
....anybody under age 40 or so wouldn’t have the slightest clue; we live in “Watters’ World” —— and it sucks.
People seem to understand neither the nature of the case nor the rules for decent parody. (I’ve seen one or two which would’ve been close to successful had they had any of the facts correct.)
Yes it is go to original site linked in the original article and the site looks like National Reviw but isn’t.
BS-o-meter is pegged.
The sword to the muslem and the muslem to the sword......it is traditional.
Stupid parody by former msnbc top analyst.
“Matt Rock
After studying journalism, political science, foreign affairs, and culinary arts, Matt Rock joined the staff at Epoch Times as a political analyst focused on India, before being assigned to cover North Korea. He left in 2008 to join MSNBC as an off-camera political analyst, where he earned multiple awards and was named MSNBC’s top analyst four years in a row, from 2009 through 2012. He was hired in 2013 for a short stint at the Wall Street Journal, before ultimately deciding to write for National Report in 2014, feeling mainstream media sources were too invested in stories that didn’t matter.”
SATIRE.
Tis a BS site. Think ‘onion’
National Report should be banned from FR. It is not at all funny.
Leftists also hope that just a few of us will repeat this story as fact. The do indeed think that everybody else is as stupid as they are.
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.