Posted on 03/31/2014 12:32:50 PM PDT by massmike
homosexual agenda ping
I thought the homos said that you had to be “born that way.”
The bar just keeps going lower.
Need to get a bunch of straight guys to crash the party...
BTW, is this a private or taxpayer-funded university ?
You know....I think they LIED!
We need to call in James Cameron.
I am a lesbian trapped in a man’s body.
Seriously?
Where is the comedian teaching folks how to be heterosexual in 10 days or less?
I believe it’s public
They also used to call it "the love that dare not speak it's name." Now I just wish it would sit down and shut up.
Do all participants get a free carpet square to munch on?
Surely the university has a Center for Men's and Gender Studies. Yes?
To be "fair" of course.
Chef: Don’t you understand? She’s a lesbian!
Stan Marsh: A whatbian?
Kyle Broflovski: A prebian?
Chef: You boys don’t know what a lesbian is?
Stan Marsh: [to Kenny] Kenny?
[Kenny shrugs]
Stan Marsh: No, explain it to us, Chef.
Chef: That-That’s okey, eh b... look, all you need to know is, Miss Ellen is a lesbian, and that means she only likes other lesbians.
Stan Marsh: Oh.
Chef: Now move along, children, you’re holding up the line.
[they walk on]
Kyle Broflovski: Weak, dude! She only likes other lesbians?
Stan Marsh: Hey man, if she only likes other lesbians, then all we gotta do is become lesbians too!
Kyle Broflovski: Hey, yeah!
Cartman: You guys, you know what? My grandma was Dutch-Irish, and my grandpa was lesbian, that makes me quarter lesbian!
STAN
What the hell are you doing, Cartman?
Cartman sits up.
CARTMAN
My mom said if you want to become a
lesbian you have to lick carpet.
KYLE
Really?
STAN
Well I got a Indiglo girls CD. The
guy at the record store said it was
perfect.
Stan puts the CD in a CD player.
KYLE
And I got these killer Berkenstocks.
CARTMAN
This is a bunch of crap! I’ve been
licking this carpet for THREE HOURS
and I still don’t feel like a lesbian!
step one, register as a democrat
step two, find a reason, any reason, even a made up reason to hate men.
step three buy a toy to replace the men you now hate.
YOUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK.
Get government out of education.
Yeah, it's going to take me a bit more than the 10 days as quoted in the article.
not in middle schools yet?
Stop taking baths, wear a large set of keys that hang out your back pocket, buy dad jeans, get a lumberjack shirt, get a buzz cut, have a major hate-on towards feminine women, target naïve young straight women, politically correct anyone who disagrees with rad fem philosophy, be obese, have a partner who looks exactly like you, have an alcohol problem, and, for some odd reason, have date night every Saturday night at Barnes and Noble. The last I don’t understand; I just know it’s true.
The males push "born that way", but lesbians say it is a conscious choice.
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