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Why Grown Men Walk Around Wearing Football Jerseys
Deadspin ^ | 9/5/2012 | Drew Magary

Posted on 09/05/2012 1:33:25 PM PDT by mojito

....I have a jersey I wear when my team plays on Sundays. It's not a good jersey. It's a lame-ass replica jersey I bought because I was too cheap to spring for the real deal. But I wear it. And do I feel like a stallion when I wear it? I DO. I totally do, even though I look like every other middle-aged man wearing an NFL jersey he shouldn't be wearing. I feel like I'm part of the team, which is just absurd.

NFL fans walk around in team jerseys all the time, and even though most of them look like schlubs, most of them FEEL better than they do at any other time of the week. In fact, the fatter and more out of shape you are, the more powerful a spell the jersey casts over your ego. Maybe you look like a real player. Maybe the head coach will be in dire need of a running back in the fourth quarter, see you through the TV screen, and summon you out to the field to go rip off the winning 90-yard swing pass. That will never happen, but the jersey is what lets you dream about it, and often the dream is vivid enough to make a decent substitute for reality. Which is good, because in reality you're fat and your team sucks.

So if you have a jersey sitting in your drawer, I beseech you to take it out right now and throw it on. Don't apologize for it. Don't worry about your girlfriend telling you that you look pathetic. She doesn't get it, man. She doesn't understand the POWER of the jersey. But you do. You put that jersey on and you get yourself fired the f**k up, because the NFL season starts TONIGHT....

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TOPICS: Humor; Sports
KEYWORDS: nfl
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To: EEGator

Commando?


21 posted on 09/05/2012 2:00:14 PM PDT by Darteaus94025
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To: Chipper

It does sound appealing now that you mention it.


22 posted on 09/05/2012 2:02:59 PM PDT by EEGator
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To: mojito

Jersies are comfortable. But I don’t get the full-on NBA outfit.


23 posted on 09/05/2012 2:03:34 PM PDT by gundog (Help us, Nairobi-Wan Kenobi...you're our only hope.)
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To: Darteaus94025

Commando is dangerous with khaki shorts and 90+ degree temps.


24 posted on 09/05/2012 2:03:53 PM PDT by EEGator
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To: EEGator

I tried...it’s too big.


25 posted on 09/05/2012 2:04:17 PM PDT by Future Snake Eater (CrossFit.com)
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To: EEGator

My all time favorite, period, end of story, no debate whatsoever. The single greatest cinematic achievement in all the entire history of film. “I’m your huckleberry. That’s just my game.”


26 posted on 09/05/2012 2:04:17 PM PDT by Doctor 2Brains (If the government were Paris Hilton, it could not score a free drink in a bar full of lonely sailors)
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To: Snickering Hound

I see yinz are Stiller fans n’at....

;-)


27 posted on 09/05/2012 2:04:23 PM PDT by Emperor Palpatine (I need a good stiff drink. How 'bout you?)
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To: Snickering Hound

A Good read. I used to wear my Jersey after I stopped playing but then the wife decided it was hot to wear it as a night gown - it was but I never wore it again!

Mel


28 posted on 09/05/2012 2:04:46 PM PDT by melsec (Once a Jolly Swagman camped by a Billabong....)
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To: Snickering Hound

She beat anorexia!


29 posted on 09/05/2012 2:07:30 PM PDT by DuncanWaring (The Lord uses the good ones; the bad ones use the Lord.)
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To: Doctor 2Brains

It seems we’re on the same page.


30 posted on 09/05/2012 2:08:57 PM PDT by EEGator
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To: Carpe Cerevisi
I never understood why grown men would walk around wearing a jersey with another man’s name on it. Seems kind of childish to me.

You wanna wear the name of your team or city, that's one thing. You get your picture taken with your favorite athlete, movie star or politician, that's ok, too (as long as it's free). But wearing a shirt with another guy's name on it it just seems..well..a bit demeaning.
31 posted on 09/05/2012 2:12:23 PM PDT by Krankor (Green-eyed lady, lovely lady Strolling slowly towards the sun)
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To: Future Snake Eater

She’s a tough one, but I bet you’re bigger than 5’8” 147lbs.


32 posted on 09/05/2012 2:13:37 PM PDT by EEGator
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To: Doctor 2Brains
No doubt, TOMBSTONE is the greatest film ever made. I have it on VHS tape, DVD, Director's cut DVD, and Blu-ray.
33 posted on 09/05/2012 2:15:17 PM PDT by Inyo-Mono (My greatest fear is that when I'm gone my wife will sell my guns for what I told her I paid for them)
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To: Inyo-Mono

No Betamax?!?


34 posted on 09/05/2012 2:17:17 PM PDT by EEGator
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To: EEGator

Yeah, I’m just kidding. I am in the market for a Julie Foucher pinup, so if you see anything...


35 posted on 09/05/2012 2:17:24 PM PDT by Future Snake Eater (CrossFit.com)
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To: Future Snake Eater

bttt


36 posted on 09/05/2012 2:17:49 PM PDT by ConservativeMan55
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To: EEGator
No Betamax?!?

No, but my brother does.

37 posted on 09/05/2012 2:19:07 PM PDT by Inyo-Mono (My greatest fear is that when I'm gone my wife will sell my guns for what I told her I paid for them)
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To: Future Snake Eater

I’ll keep an eye out.


38 posted on 09/05/2012 2:19:59 PM PDT by EEGator
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To: Inyo-Mono

:)


39 posted on 09/05/2012 2:20:29 PM PDT by EEGator
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To: Krankor
>>>But wearing a shirt with another guy's name on it it just seems..well..a bit demeaning.

and posting 10's of thousands of messages on a forum makes one look like a loser with no life. We all have our oddities and things that entertain us...

40 posted on 09/05/2012 2:21:28 PM PDT by NELSON111
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