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President Says ATM a Symbol of What’s Wrong with this Country
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 25 June 2011 | John Semmens

Posted on 06/26/2011 10:17:17 AM PDT by John Semmens

With unemployment remaining stubbornly high after more than two years of his Administration’s economic stimulus policies, President Obama laid into the ATM (Automatic Teller Machine) as a symbol of what’s ailing the economy.

“First off, these machines displace workers, increasing unemployment,” Obama maintained. “People used to be employed as bank tellers to dispense cash and take deposits. Now, millions of these machines have eliminated millions of jobs.”

“Secondly, the government’s ability to control how money is dispensed is hampered,” the President added. “These machines are open around the clock and the process is pretty much automatic. If there’s money in your account the machine will pay you. There’s no opportunity for authorities to exercise discretion. The potential for effecting a more socially conscious deployment of the nation’s cash resources is diminished.”

“In an ideal world the government would exercise a more comprehensive oversight of how money is handled throughout society,” Obama opined. “Before anyone could access this resource it would have to be justified by a showing of need or conformance with the nation’s goals and policies.”

While some hailed the President’s perspective as “innovative” and “refreshing,” Senator Ron Johnson (R-Wisc) was notably unimpressed, dubbing it “a depressing display of economic ignorance.”

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http://azconserv1.wordpress.com/2011/06/26/treasury-secretary-makes-case-for-higher-taxes/


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: craptire; jobs; money; satire; socialism; stupid; wasteoftime

1 posted on 06/26/2011 10:17:24 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens
Interestingly enough, I was at one of those talking ATM’s the other day. And the ATM said that it's Obama that's a symbol of what's wrong with the country.
2 posted on 06/26/2011 10:22:43 AM PDT by Leaning Right (Why am I carrying this lantern? you ask. I am looking for the next Reagan.)
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To: John Semmens
ATMs saved Americans untold hours of not having to wait in line to get their money. Having your cash on demand allows economic activity during off hours.

Putz!

3 posted on 06/26/2011 10:23:05 AM PDT by AU72
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To: John Semmens
"a depressing display of economic ignorance.”

His economic advisers went along with that ?!

4 posted on 06/26/2011 10:28:24 AM PDT by citizencon
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To: John Semmens

I get it. It’s bad for people to have access to what they have left after the government takes the rest.


5 posted on 06/26/2011 10:31:50 AM PDT by malos (Call Me Inpressed)
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To: John Semmens

ATM has many meanings


6 posted on 06/26/2011 10:36:55 AM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom!!! I know i was kidding)
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To: John Semmens

Barry Hussein Soetoro Obama is the symbol of everything that is wrong with the country! A black Moslem socialist elected to the presidency because of reverse racism and white liberal guilt. An entitlement mentality without any skill or competence to back it up. A lazy, incompetent fraud who has time to play golf and shoot hoops with his rapper homies, but has no clue how to alleviate the suffering of millions of Americans that he himself caused.


7 posted on 06/26/2011 10:37:36 AM PDT by Astronaut
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To: John Semmens

“Secondly, the government’s ability to control how money is dispensed is hampered”

What kind of socialist crap is this? It’s my f’n money and I have the ability to control how much is dispensed.


8 posted on 06/26/2011 10:38:58 AM PDT by donhunt (I am sick and tired of those bastards insulting and lying to me.)
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To: donhunt

But, but, just like you need Mochelle’s advice on what to eat and when to eat it, you need the Govment’s advice about your money, when to get it, and what to do with it...got it?


9 posted on 06/26/2011 10:42:24 AM PDT by jennings2004 (Sarah Palin: "The bright light at the end of a very dark tunnel!")
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To: al baby
ATM has many meanings

Another Terrorist Muslim.

Every time I hear this guy talk I think to myself, what a FI (f*ing idiot).

10 posted on 06/26/2011 10:44:32 AM PDT by JEC ((Pray for ALL our troops))
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To: John Semmens

Ok so what parts are actually satire?


11 posted on 06/26/2011 10:47:02 AM PDT by lil'bit
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To: John Semmens

Look who’s talking, the government have their own ATM that prints money!


12 posted on 06/26/2011 11:03:34 AM PDT by ForAmerica (Conservative Christian Black Man!)
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To: John Semmens
“Secondly, the government’s ability to control how money is dispensed is hampered,” the President added.

SINCE WHEN IS IT ANY OF GOVERNMENT'S BUSINESS TO "CONTROL" HOW MONEY IS DISPENSED??? ( Yes, I am screaming!)

13 posted on 06/26/2011 11:07:57 AM PDT by JimRed (Excising a cancer before it kills us waters the Tree of Liberty! TERM LIMITS, NOW AND FOREVER!)
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“Secondly, the government’s ability to control how money is dispensed is hampered,” the President added.

Herein lies the real reason behind Obozo attacking ATM machines. No governmental control over money being spent by we the people.

14 posted on 06/26/2011 11:26:04 AM PDT by SoldierDad (Proud dad of an Army Soldier currently deployed in the Valley of Death, Afghanistan)
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To: John Semmens

But there was Obama this week at Carnegie Mellon, serving up federal dollars to partner government, education and the private sector into developing new automation technologies for manufacturing.

You see, folks, the ATM is the product of capitalism, and is, therefore, evil.


15 posted on 06/26/2011 12:27:00 PM PDT by Erik Latranyi (Too many conservatives urge retreat when the war of politics doesn't go their way.)
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To: lil'bit

Unfortunately, we live in a world where satire and truth are very very close. Obama would actually say these things, because it’s exactly what he believes. This satirical article would be funny if it wasn’t so darned close to the truth.


16 posted on 06/26/2011 12:28:18 PM PDT by Luna (Evil will not triumph. God is at the helm.)
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To: al baby
ATM has many meanings

American Tyranny Moderator

17 posted on 06/26/2011 12:45:53 PM PDT by TigersEye (Wranglers not Levis. Levi Strauss is anti-2nd Amendment.)
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To: John Semmens

And in other news Obama is a symbol of what’s wrong with this country.


18 posted on 06/26/2011 2:27:56 PM PDT by Vaduz
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To: John Semmens
President Says ATM a Symbol of What’s Wrong with this Country

Of course he hates them. They permit people to get their money. Now if the ATM would distribute their cash direct to the government...

19 posted on 06/26/2011 4:13:48 PM PDT by Caipirabob ( Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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To: John Semmens

The 1st liberal marxist black president is a symbol of what’s wrong with this country.


20 posted on 06/26/2011 6:14:27 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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