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DUmmie FUnnies 11-09-10 (A DUmmie drama queen posts her opus)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 9, 2010 | DUmmie Hekate, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 11/08/2010 11:28:10 PM PST by Charles Henrickson

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41 posted on 11/09/2010 9:38:31 AM PST by lonevoice (This space for sale on eBay)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Seriously? "I'm paid up through mid-May of next year"

Do they really charge to belong to the DUmp?

42 posted on 11/09/2010 10:18:23 AM PST by mykdsmom
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To: mykdsmom

Yes they do. It costs to be a part of the beautiful mind people. :)

I’d like to say I will miss Hekate. Many nights I read her crazy posts thinking, is this girl a loon or what ? followed by laughter.

A little advice DUmmy, quit making fun of God. He doesn’t like that.

Now go crawl up in your hole and stop begging for DUmmy love.


43 posted on 11/09/2010 11:17:56 AM PST by Jacktown
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To: Charles Henrickson
I was so impressed and appalled that I coined the phrase on the spot and it became my new swear-word. I did a search recently and found it's all over the place at DU and elsewhere.

Take that, Jonas Salk! Here's someone who has made a real contribution to mankind!

44 posted on 11/09/2010 12:36:42 PM PST by Rainbow Rising ("This is not an election on November 2. This is a restraining order." -- P.J. O'Rourke)
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To: Charles Henrickson
we helped get us where we thought we were going to be today..

Is it me or does this not make any sense?

45 posted on 11/09/2010 3:19:41 PM PST by techcor (I hope Obama succeeds... in becoming a one term president.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Our Boy Wee Willie Pitt turns 39 today!

Is that 39 real years, or 39 business years?

46 posted on 11/09/2010 3:56:17 PM PST by Choose Ye This Day ("As government expands, liberty contracts." -- Ronald Reagan)
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To: Paradox
Just ta showsya how much culturin I gots, I remember this story from an episode of The Incredible Hulk (TV show).

I was thinking Kill Bill Vol II.

47 posted on 11/09/2010 4:14:00 PM PST by eddie willers
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To: Arrowhead1952

My six-year-old writes those kinds of stories.

Me-Me-Me, it’s kind of sweet when she does it.


48 posted on 11/09/2010 5:08:48 PM PST by NYpeanut (I can't look away)
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To: Charles Henrickson
[But I still think "George Bush on the Crushing Wheel" has potential as a catch phrase.]

It would make a good name for a rock band. :)

49 posted on 11/09/2010 5:27:36 PM PST by luvie (Thank God)
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To: airborne

Shhhhhh....don’t let that get around here at FR. :)


50 posted on 11/09/2010 5:44:39 PM PST by luvie (Thank God)
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To: lonevoice

That was just scary. The cursor moved itself!!!! LOL!


51 posted on 11/09/2010 5:46:28 PM PST by luvie (Thank God)
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To: PJ-Comix; franksolich; Ballygrl; All

Well, I didn’t see anything really DUFU-worthy anywhere for a Will Pitt Birthday Thread. So, I’ll just say: Will, I hope you’re having a Happy Jack Benny 39th Birthday. Don’t drink too much. Don’t smoke too much. Watch the fried foods—you’re getting older now, you know. And I promise, PJ and I will do up something big for you for your big blowout 40th. Now get some rest!


52 posted on 11/09/2010 8:20:51 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Happy birthday, Wee Willie!)
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To: NYpeanut
My six-year-old writes those kinds of stories.

LOL, so your six-year-old has as much if not more intelligence than the people posting at DU! Good for her.

53 posted on 11/10/2010 5:07:14 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (Work harder than ever for 2012.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Gotta go out couponing today and tonight checking out a Polynesian restaurant with FREE buffet during Happy Hour.

However, here is something for everybody's thinking cap. The application of statistics and mathematical theory to couponing. No, I'm not kidding. I am no math genius but I do have a pretty good background in math and statistics and notice that I use these tools for planning my scenarios. Often I devise scenarios that no one else thinks of. Example was last week when I had a two-day scenario that netted me lots of FREE Welch's juice. I checked the Web and no one else thought of that scenario. Ditto the same thing for scoring FREE Axe body wash. So what was my secret? The use of mathematics in devising my scenarios. Yeah, they can be complicated scenarios but once you do them, you merely repeat the process without any deviation.

In fact, in just a few minutes I will again be going out and using math to score FREE fish and flaxseed oil pills. I pop them things like crazy since they really do keep your cholesterol down. Also traded some of them on Monday to get a mechanic to do some work on my Coupon Van (obtained via coupons).

I now return your minds to the Normal Zone...

54 posted on 11/10/2010 6:42:37 AM PST by PJ-Comix (The Coupon Whisperer)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I see the makings of a great DUFU thread but will have to wait until AM tomorrow. What happened is that last night I almost fainted from excitement on a new coupon deal I discovered accidentally. I went into a store to get some steak but on the way to the meat dept., I saw a BOGO deal for which I already had a ton of coupons making them FREE. I don’t even want to hint what it is because I only have a few days to get them and don’t want everybody else emptying the shelves. Anyway, tomorrow AM will try to do a DUFU if the DUmmies react in a certain way on a subject.


55 posted on 11/11/2010 6:58:42 AM PST by PJ-Comix (The Coupon Whisperer)
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